Quotes question...

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#251 by yorhel
2020-07-20 at 07:42
< report >I added a bunch just a few months ago. Have some more to add, but #216 still applies.
#252 by fllthdcrb
2020-10-05 at 15:36
< report >From Boku to Koi Suru Ponkotsu Akuma.: "It's like I'm coming on tap nowww! Aaaaah!"
#253 by eacil
2020-11-01 at 08:35
< report >A bunch of quotes I saved for vndb.
Some are still making me laugh out loud, like the Apathy or Starless' ones.

Will: A Wonderful World
If someone were to draw a diagram of my brain right now, it would be filled with the word "fart".

CyberRebeat -The Fifth Domain of Warfare-
M-Miss, w-w-w0uld u l1ke 2 5study w1th me? Well... lol th4t m4d3 m3 s0und l1ke a k1dn4pper lol.
Fine then! I accept your challenge. I'll show you the table manners I learned in my imaginary French restaurant. I fix my imaginary neck tie.

Cannonball ~Neko Neko Machine Mou Race!~
If you were a hair you'd be a nose hair! At least if you were a pubic hair you'd serve some purpose!

Otto no Inu Ma ni... ~Watashi Odosarete, Anata ni Ienai Koto Shimashita~
蓮治さんのオチンチンとは違う、私に優しいオチンチン。 Unlike Renji's penis, this penis is kind to me.

428 ~Fuusa Sareta Shibuya de~
His daughter had been kidnapped, and he was stuck unclogging a toilet.
Right here. The paperwork is here inside my heart.
Nonsense, filth, codswallop, FLIMFLAM!

Lucy - Geunyeoga Baladeon Geos -
One day, I'll also succumb to the reproductive instincts in our DNA and get myself one of those high-frequency-wave-emitting creatures to live together.
To ensure safe sexual practice, Lucy wanted to let master know that an age verification is required before any further physical intimacy is allowed...

Apathy - Midnight Collection ~Vol. 1~
The person I'd called out to had set themselves alight. The air was filled with the smell of charred flesh. ... I'm not gonna be able to eat yakiniku any more now, am I?
What a weak girl, to faint from a little stab in the ear.
...Oookay. There is definitely a massive lump under the duvet. There's definitely someone hiding here.
Ah, but since he didn't react to my feminine charm, he's gotta be gay. Guess you shouldn't judge by appearance!
Attached? ATTACHED? That stupid clingy mutt covered my skirt in stinking, dirty slobber. It wasn't attached to me - it was harassing me!
My love for you is like diarrhea: I just can't hold it in!
Ready... steady... GORGONZOLA!

Starless
It was a real hassle trying to clean the place up. Your cum seemed to find its way onto just about everything.
Having to see a dude's penis in the middle of eating makes me start to lose my appetite.
The day's only just started and I'm already up to my elbows in shit. I'm pooped, in more ways than one.
Of course I don't actually say that out loud because... well, I'd prefer to live.
She puts on a serious look and starts speaking with passion. To her, semen is serious business.
Usually it tastes salty and nasty, but this time it tasted kind of like strawberry yogurt.
After you passed out, Lady Marisa was bent on waking you with a stun gun. I had a heck of a time to talk her out of it.
Whoever said that women don't have smelly farts must have never had one fart right in their face. It's not pleasant.
I need to ask. Are you by any chance... sexually frustrated?
I didn't want him to go to waste though so I had him stuffed and used him to decorate my living room.
Funny how so many things come up when all you want to do is pee.
As usual, Marisa persists in her life-calling, that is, abusing people.
If you ever do have a child, you can give birth here. We can hold an event where you give birth in front of a paying audience.
Words can't express how grateful I am. I could even kiss her right on the cock.
Since when was sex an act of deepening trust? I think she watches too many spy movies.
Duh. We just have to inject it into your balls.
I'm not crazy about the idea of jamming a needle into my own balls.
And that, my boys, is how a woman shits. Any comments?

Muv-Luv
It's very simple. These manju were born in the hot spring. They occur naturally, and were discovered when the hot spring was excavated.
It's like... someone's injecting homemade apple pie directly into my brain.

Kyokugen Dasshutsu ADV - Zennin Shibou Desu
Remove these shorts of obfuscation and let us gaze upon itーーthis so-called "hose"!

Kahanshin Senmon Fuuzokuten ~Stalker Tsuma no Me no Mae de Fuuzokujou to Nakadashi Sex~
彩「おい風俗嬢、あんたのマンコの中にコンクリート流し込もうか?」 Oi, whore, what about we put some concrete inside your pussy?

Roujin Kaigo @ Sex
【エブル・オーンズ】「オーッ  ナイスオンリーファック」
Oooh! Naisu Onrii Fakku!!

Mujou no Erasmus - The Erasmus two-faced stories
スパゲッティが無い……!!!!!
There is no spaghetti... !!!!!

Hokenshitsu no Tokubetsu Jugyou! Namaiki Kinpatsu Tsuinte Musume ni Yowami o Nigirarete H na Itazura Sarechau Hen
「バカぁ〜! アホ〜!! ロリコン変態のおしっこソムリエーー!!」
Bakaa~! Idiot~!! Lolicon hentai pee sommelier!!

Corpse Party BloodCovered
Do you have any of that ass medicine, by any chance? You know, the smeary stuff?
Thanks! I'm gonna go butter up my pooper with it real good!
Heh, sorry. It's just that when I see dat ass o' yours, I start to drooooool...

Portopia Renzoku Satsujin Jiken
Tap, tap, tap. Hey Boss. What are you hoping to find with all that taping?
Boss! Mr. Hirata isn't in the area.
Oh, look at this! Just kidding. I didn't find anything.

I know those are not really super funny but I thought it would be great to have some Portopia quotes. Second one will probably only work with people who played it.

Ore-tachi ni Tsubasa wa Nai - Under the Innocent Sky.
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What was that! Shit! Dick in ya mouth!

Folklore Jam
メイド2「もし嘘でしたら、我々は喜んで百瀬様に謝罪と賠償をさせていただきます」
メイド3「それはもう4(ピー)でも」
If it's a lie, we will be happy to apologize and compensate Momose-sama. Even it has to be a 4 (piiiiiii).

Edelweiss
It's 5000 yens for the butt of Kazushi!
Oh, no, it's nothing. Kazushi was just raping Rin in his imagination. Really, excuse him.
No? But you're always grumpy? Oh, are you on your period?
Shuwwup!Last modified on 2020-11-01 at 11:11
#254 by eacil
2020-11-12 at 07:05
< report >The Letter
Leave and go practice your bloody sodomy elsewhere.
Have I seen you somewhere before? Bloody, you peasants all look the same to me.
That giant negro?

(That last quote will be a nice addition, right?)

√Letter
You were quite the fat-ass, weren't you?
I've got a photo from when you were fat. Want to see it?!Last modified on 2020-11-12 at 07:06
#255 by mutsuki
2020-12-18 at 03:46
< report >White Album
「それにしても、冬弥君ってアイドルを引きつけるフェロモンでも出てるかしら」
"It makes me wonder, Touya-kun, are you letting off some pheromones that draw in idols or something?"
芸術が消しゴムに負けてる。
Art is losing out to a pencil eraser.
俺の向こうずねに、あの(懐かしい)激痛が走った。
That (nostalgic) intense pain rushed through my shin once again.

Smile Cubic! -Suiheisen made Nan Mile? After & Another Stories-
それは是非とも18禁の追加パッチを出すべきだろうな。
They sure ought to release a 18+ patch for that.
「両乳を追う者は片乳をも得ず」
"One who chases both breasts doesn't get a single one"

Suiheisen made Nan Mile? - Deep Blue Sky & Pure White Wings -
だとすると、名香野先輩のこのふくらみは誰のためにふくらんでるんだろう?
In which case, for whom do Nakano-senpai's bulges bulge for?
銀色でツヤツヤしてて、おまけにとってもお固いのですが。工具界の麻里矢かよ、こいつ。
It's silver, shiny and on top of that really inflexible-- what is this, the Mar'ya of the tool world?

Einstein Yori Ai o Komete
「月に3本エロゲするから、解読力が鍛えられてるよね」
"You see, I play 3 H-games a month, so my reading ability has been getting trained well"

Café Stella to Shinigami no Chou
「奥手だと思っていたわたしの年上幼馴染が、異世界で狡猾な男に転生した件」
"That time my older childhood friend that I thought was a late-bloomer was re-incarnated in another world as a crafty young man"

Sakura, Moyu. -As the Night's, Reincarnation-
世界はそっと、ため息をつく—— 胸に。瞳に。......心の中に。
The world gently breathes a sigh—— in its chest, in its eyes... and in its heart.Last modified on 2020-12-20 at 02:32
#256 by ginseigou
2020-12-19 at 13:09
< report >Don't know if it's hard to do, but it would've been good if you didn't get the quotes from the same vn in succession. Like I got 3 quotes in succession from Starless or got the same title that I've just seen 3 clicks ago.
#257 by jazz957
2020-12-24 at 20:05
< report >Yami no Koe III ~Gobou San'yoku Mahoujin~
「おぃおぃ、人形が喋ってるぞ!」
"Whoa! A talking doll!"

Not the funniest line ever but it made me laugh.

MinDeaD BlooD ~Shihaisha no Tame no Kyoushikyoku~
「あのねぇ、この子って今まで男の経験はないんだけど、オナニーだけは毎日のようにやってる変態さんなのよ」
"You know, this girl's never been with a man before, but she's a pervert who does nothing but masturbate every day."

「あいにく、自分の辞書の中での常識しか持ってないもんでな」
"Unfortunately, 'common sense' is not in my vocabulary."


(Feel free to fix the translations if I made any mistakes)

Edit: Crossing out the quote because now that I realize what it actually says, it doesn't seem so funny anymore.Last modified on 2020-12-25 at 04:20
#258 by mutsuki
2020-12-24 at 20:32
< report >#257, doesn't 「あいにく、自分の辞書の中での常識しか持ってないもんでな」 mean "Unfortunately, I only have the 'common sense' that's in MY dictionary [as opposed to the common sense in someone else's]" or perhaps "Unfortunately, I'm only equipped with my own definition of 'common sense'" if it's の中での and しか持ってない. I have no context but I don't see how that's meant to be "I don't have common sense".Last modified on 2020-12-24 at 20:36
#259 by jazz957
2020-12-24 at 20:38
< report >Thanks for letting me know I misunderstood the line. I missed the "しか” part.

Here's the lines preceding (I omitted some lines before that I thought weren't needed) this quote for context (scene takes place with protagonist in a hospital lobby):

しかし、しずるはひょいとそれをかわすと、看護師の胸に下がっていたネームプレートを掠め取った。
ネームプレートには、黒い文字で『篠原芳江』という名前。
「あっ、返して下さい!」
「なかなかいい名前じゃねぇか」
「え? あ・・・・・・どうも・・・・・・」
芳江が軽く頭を下げ――
――るのと同時に、しずるはネームプレートをゴミ箱へ放り投げた。
白い板が、大きな孤を描いてゴミ箱の中に消える。
「あああああああーーーーーーーーっ!!!!!!」
「ちゃんと取れよ」
「取れるわけないじゃないですかっ!」
芳江はゴミ箱からネームプレートを回収すると、頬を紅潮させてしずるを睨み付けた。
「なんて非常識な人・・・・・・!」

So yeah, your suggestion sounds most likely.Last modified on 2020-12-24 at 21:13
#260 by mutsuki
2020-12-31 at 00:52
< report >Sora ni Kizanda Parallelogram
「教室でオナニーしてることにして下さい」「妹にしゃぶらせているよりは、マシなはずです。」
"Tell them you were jerking off in the classroom-- it's probably better than saying you were getting sucked off by your little sister."

「自信満々に自信のない言葉を口にしてんじゃんえーぞ」
"Quit saying how little confidence you have with such confidence!"

I have loads of amusing redundant/typo sentences from this game as well, but I'll call those a miss.Last modified on 2020-12-31 at 00:53
#261 by eacil
2021-01-07 at 23:12
< report >Yorhel, how do you feel about beyond the border quotes? I still didn't stumble upon my racist quote for The Letter or the fatphobic ones for Root Letter and I was wondering if this was pointless to bring more. I understand that the racist quote has to go as it could be misinterpreted (it was a pretty big wtf moment when I came across it inside the game), the character but not the game being racist, but do you turn them down without exceptions or do you accept quotes with harming content if the game is harming, as a way to point out how fucking awful those games are?

For example, what about link
Well, I just wanted to check if you a Jew. You know, I can't be together with a Jew, for obvious reasons...
or
link
I realized that not all Nazis are bad.
Yes, what the flying fuck!!?? indeed.

This is roflmao kind of material but I would understand if you don't want people to stumble upon that kind of content when looking at the bottom of your website. If it raises awareness, it also gives them free publicity. Just want to know your stance.

Yes, I am always ready to push the best debates to the fore.Last modified on 2021-01-07 at 23:15
#262 by mutsuki
2021-01-07 at 23:22
< report >tbf you did get the "fuck you kill the jap" one through...

i wouldn't recommend getting too controversial for no good reason tho. if it was a really racist vn we could have an entry for it but we probably shouldn't needlessly rock the boat with the quotes.
#263 by eacil
2021-01-07 at 23:38
< report >
tbf you did get the "fuck you kill the jap" one through...
Guess who suggested this one? :D
It was a Japanese game. The characters go to the US where they are met with this kind of quote casually thrown at their face and people (cops iirc) treating them like shit. At that time, the anti-Japanese racism in the US was strong so you could say it was a form of protest but it was done in such an preposterous way that you could also see that as Japanese own racism toward gaijins.Last modified on 2021-01-08 at 00:16
#264 by mutsuki
2021-01-08 at 01:02
< report >#263, it's an interesting backstory, but that doesn't get conveyed just by the quote, which is my only concern with dodgy quotes being put in. I just worry that someone's going to make a big deal about it.
#265 by eacil
2021-01-08 at 02:30
< report >I forgot to ask about lolige. Do you accept quotes that will lead to VN like Iranai Shoujo Kaishuu Shimasu! "Shoujo Post" ~Lolikko Ahegao Ryoujoku Shussan~?
#266 by yorhel
2021-01-08 at 06:34
< report >I haven't added any new quotes yet since #253, so that's why your new ones aren't in.

I don't discriminate against VNs. If it's in the DB, I'll accept quotes for it, can always add filters later on if necessary. Regarding actual quote contents, eh, if it's funny enough out of context I tend to accept a lot. Most rejections are just me not being particularly amused rather than by it being too offensive. Or when a VN already has many quotes.

That giant negro?
This one I'd reject, because apart from italics not working in the quotes, how is this quote even interesting or funny in any way? :/
#267 by eacil
2021-01-08 at 09:06
< report >Pure chock value. Sometimes you see quotes and you are like "wtf... the heck is it coming from???"

Rei-Jin-G-Lu-P
Come, shit from a million sheep.
One ton per sheep? Just how many month's worth of shit is that?

There is a mistake on "That's Kawai-san, from class 2. She's fairly reowned for being cute."
I also would like "Oi, whore, what about we put some concrete inside your pussy?" to replace "we" with "I". My bad.

OctoberWEEN Special 2017
DAMN YOU CHOCOLATE PEANUT BUTTER SPREAD!
Always trying to take all the cocks for themselves. They are so selfish and rude.
Oh...you like being the meat in this fuck sandwich Vicky?
#268 by kei-tr
2021-01-09 at 18:22
< report >Yorhel adds quotes every 1.5-2 years. Well, probably it doesn't necessarily mean last two times being like that next time will be like that as well but whatever (last batch of quotes added only 2-3 months ago).

Obviously, for a line to accepted it should potentially be fun not only in context (which means not only for people read that vn) but for everyone read that single line. Other than being fun it might be accepted if it is really cool/meaningful line or some really famous line from a really famous vn.

I don't think racism will be a problem for addition of quotes. Because some "quotes" added were much more offensive than any form of racism could ever hope to reach.

"Eroge? You mean those Chinese porn powerpoints for dudes?"
"A-As long as you're gentle... I'll be daijoubu."
"Are you sure you're okay with this, my dude?

These! Sacrilege! Blasphemy! Do you actually hate their vn? Do you hate their producers? Or is this your stance against translations in general? Do you approve this kind of "translations"? Is that why you added these without a second thought? If that's yes then you just made more than half of community your enemy! Why!? Just why?!? T_T *crying noises*Last modified on 2021-01-09 at 22:44

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