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#276 by jazz957
2021-05-18 at 18:12
< report >Typo in quote from BlazBlue: Chrono Phantasma. "Breasts are conly copying what the ass has been doing for millions of years." Should be "only".
#277 by what-if17
2021-06-05 at 17:15
< report >From link

"And that was how my career as a voice actor in gay porn for girls porn began"
#278 by historyeraser
2021-06-07 at 04:01
< report >link

"Honestly, women just get pregnant so easily."

link

"Okay, guys, be sure to tune in next week when we take on a serious topic: celebrity side-boob."
"What's up, females!"
"Oh yeah. She got hit by a bus"
"Do you think they make lambskin balloons?"
#279 by forever-here
2021-06-15 at 14:20
< report >"my three options were to lose an arm, be locked up, or become her friend" = Kin'iro Loveriche
#280 by widowan
2021-06-19 at 15:07
< report >"Converting the cost of everything into arcade game credits is a bad habit men have."
"For my entire life, this mantra of mine has remained as unchanged as my virginity."
Making * LoversLast modified on 2021-06-20 at 13:41
#281 by what-if17
2021-06-20 at 14:45
< report >From link

"Listen up. Boing refers to a woman's breasts. This'll be on the exam"Last modified on 2021-06-26 at 23:38
#282 by what-if17
2021-06-24 at 12:01
< report >From link

"I'll present you with the entirety of the melon bread I bought at lunch then forgot about and subsequently squished on accident."
#283 by historyeraser
2021-06-26 at 18:01
< report >link (All misspellings are intentional)

"abs i'm not reading your sordid kpop manifesto"
"jesus crist persee shutthe fuck up"
"we arent bondig over myfucking macroni puke, like this itsnt a 'moment' were having"
#284 by what-if17
2021-06-26 at 23:27
< report >From link

"Phew, she didn't notice the two hour extended edition of Adult's in Diapers: Fetish Play next to it"Last modified on 2021-06-26 at 23:37
#285 by what-if17
2021-07-03 at 03:40
< report >From link

"Oh, that's right! Eroticism. Thanks, captain."
#286 by jobforabrokeboi
2021-07-07 at 05:23
< report >From Steins;Gate

"S-she said that? I'm gonna kill myself five hours from now..."
#287 by what-if17
2021-07-16 at 16:26
< report >From link

"No, it's okay. I'll make your afro bigger as punishment"
#288 by eacil
2021-07-20 at 21:38
< report >Sakura no Mori † Dreamers
He repeated the same line twice and patted me on the buttocks in a friendly gesture.
Like hell I'd be a friend with a pig like that.
Hee... hee, hee... heehee... uehee... haha... ahyah... (not sure, I mean, it is supposed to be a very creepy laughing)
Do you want me to ram this fork into your bald head for real this time?
I really can't tell. I might just throw them away after giving birth if they're too annoying.
Uhh... I wish I could become a bad girl already...
Only pedophiles or homos would take these out of desperation.
You really are stupid like a monkey.
Oink!!
And on top of everything, he's a pedophile. It's only when he sees cute girls like me that his dick, that's usually hidden by a layer of fat on his belly, rises like a tower. Hahaha.
Lab coats are pretty much made for the beach.
He's a madman that's only good for ass-fucking.
I like inanimate objects, but there's a limit to how many different apples and bananas I can paint.
Huh? Um... Shinji, your towel looks like... it's changing shape...
#289 by mutsuki
2021-07-22 at 19:54
< report >Sen no Hatou, Tsukisome no Kouki great plot and world but not many good serious quotes

「悪い意味じゃないよ。いい意味で気持ち悪い、いい意味で」
"I don't mean in a bad way. You're creepy in a good way... yeah, a good way"

「あはは。確かに、宗仁ってどことなくサボテンみたいな雰囲気あると思う」
"Ahaha, you're right. Soujin does kinda have the air of a cactus about him"

「会長、幽霊の一人や二人、いいじゃありませんか  それよりさっさと飲みましょうよ」
"Chief, what's the problem with a ghost or two... more importantly, let's get to drinking already"

「山ほど豆腐を買って、豆腐風呂でも作ればいい」
"You should buy a shedload of tofu and make a tofu bath"

「豆腐中だ、邪魔をしないでもらえるか?」
"I'm in the middle of tofu-ing, could you please not distract me?"

「目に玉葱をこすりつけてみるか?」
"You wanna try rubbing an onion against your eyes?"

「捨てる心すらない獣がき人を語るなっっ!!」
"A beast that doesn't even have a heart to throw away has no business saying what it means to be human!!"

Loopers
「目を¥マークにしながら肉を食べる人、初めて見ました」
"This is the first time I've ever seen anyone eat meat with dollar signs in their eyes"
[if you're not a fan of me changing yen for dollars feel free to put it back but imo it makes more sense in english and as a individual quote with dollar signs as opposed to yen signs]Last modified on 2021-07-22 at 20:22
#290 by what-if17
2021-07-31 at 19:52
< report >From link

"Manipulating elementary schoolgirls is like taking candy from a baby!"

"Wh-why are you talking in such a gay way...?"

"The Narwhal! Bacons! At Midnight! Le Sigh Congroo!"

"Finabrrruuu!"Last modified on 2021-07-31 at 23:20
#291 by historyeraser
2021-08-02 at 04:12
< report >Bully

"(mutters under her breath) fucking faggot."
"I let you eat my asshole every night. Don't you think my pussy should be reserved for straight guys?"
"I've been teaching her all about the inferiority of whiteboys and their tiny dicks."Last modified on 2021-08-02 at 05:09
#292 by historyeraser
2021-08-02 at 18:31
< report >G-senjou no Maou

"Shit, most bitches roll over and spread their legs for a sugary treat."

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