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#276 by jazz957
2021-05-18 at 18:12
< report >Typo in quote from BlazBlue: Chrono Phantasma. "Breasts are conly copying what the ass has been doing for millions of years." Should be "only".
#277 by what-if17
2021-06-05 at 17:15
< report >From link

"And that was how my career as a voice actor in gay porn for girls porn began"
#278 by historyeraser
2021-06-07 at 04:01
< report >link

"Honestly, women just get pregnant so easily."

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"Okay, guys, be sure to tune in next week when we take on a serious topic: celebrity side-boob."
"What's up, females!"
"Oh yeah. She got hit by a bus"
"Do you think they make lambskin balloons?"
#279 by forever-here
2021-06-15 at 14:20
< report >"my three options were to lose an arm, be locked up, or become her friend" = Kin'iro Loveriche
#280 by widowan
2021-06-19 at 15:07
< report >"Converting the cost of everything into arcade game credits is a bad habit men have."
"For my entire life, this mantra of mine has remained as unchanged as my virginity."
Making * LoversLast modified on 2021-06-20 at 13:41
#281 by what-if17
2021-06-20 at 14:45
< report >From link

"Listen up. Boing refers to a woman's breasts. This'll be on the exam"Last modified on 2021-06-26 at 23:38
#282 by what-if17
2021-06-24 at 12:01
< report >From link

"I'll present you with the entirety of the melon bread I bought at lunch then forgot about and subsequently squished on accident."
#283 by historyeraser
2021-06-26 at 18:01
< report >link (All misspellings are intentional)

"abs i'm not reading your sordid kpop manifesto"
"jesus crist persee shutthe fuck up"
"we arent bondig over myfucking macroni puke, like this itsnt a 'moment' were having"
#284 by what-if17
2021-06-26 at 23:27
< report >From link

"Phew, she didn't notice the two hour extended edition of Adult's in Diapers: Fetish Play next to it"Last modified on 2021-06-26 at 23:37
#285 by what-if17
2021-07-03 at 03:40
< report >From link

"Oh, that's right! Eroticism. Thanks, captain."
#286 by jobforabrokeboi
2021-07-07 at 05:23
< report >From Steins;Gate

"S-she said that? I'm gonna kill myself five hours from now..."
#287 by what-if17
2021-07-16 at 16:26
< report >From link

"No, it's okay. I'll make your afro bigger as punishment"
#288 by eacil
2021-07-20 at 21:38
< report >Sakura no Mori † Dreamers
He repeated the same line twice and patted me on the buttocks in a friendly gesture.
Like hell I'd be a friend with a pig like that.
Hee... hee, hee... heehee... uehee... haha... ahyah... (not sure, I mean, it is supposed to be a very creepy laughing)
Do you want me to ram this fork into your bald head for real this time?
I really can't tell. I might just throw them away after giving birth if they're too annoying.
Uhh... I wish I could become a bad girl already...
Only pedophiles or homos would take these out of desperation.
You really are stupid like a monkey.
Oink!!
And on top of everything, he's a pedophile. It's only when he sees cute girls like me that his dick, that's usually hidden by a layer of fat on his belly, rises like a tower. Hahaha.
Lab coats are pretty much made for the beach.
He's a madman that's only good for ass-fucking.
I like inanimate objects, but there's a limit to how many different apples and bananas I can paint.
Huh? Um... Shinji, your towel looks like... it's changing shape...
#289 by mutsuki
2021-07-22 at 19:54
< report >Sen no Hatou, Tsukisome no Kouki great plot and world but not many good serious quotes

「悪い意味じゃないよ。いい意味で気持ち悪い、いい意味で」
"I don't mean in a bad way. You're creepy in a good way... yeah, a good way"

「あはは。確かに、宗仁ってどことなくサボテンみたいな雰囲気あると思う」
"Ahaha, you're right. Soujin does kinda have the air of a cactus about him"

「会長、幽霊の一人や二人、いいじゃありませんか  それよりさっさと飲みましょうよ」
"Chief, what's the problem with a ghost or two... more importantly, let's get to drinking already"

「山ほど豆腐を買って、豆腐風呂でも作ればいい」
"You should buy a shedload of tofu and make a tofu bath"

「豆腐中だ、邪魔をしないでもらえるか?」
"I'm in the middle of tofu-ing, could you please not distract me?"

「目に玉葱をこすりつけてみるか?」
"You wanna try rubbing an onion against your eyes?"

「捨てる心すらない獣がき人を語るなっっ!!」
"A beast that doesn't even have a heart to throw away has no business saying what it means to be human!!"

Loopers
「目を¥マークにしながら肉を食べる人、初めて見ました」
"This is the first time I've ever seen anyone eat meat with dollar signs in their eyes"
[if you're not a fan of me changing yen for dollars feel free to put it back but imo it makes more sense in english and as a individual quote with dollar signs as opposed to yen signs]Last modified on 2021-07-22 at 20:22

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