|#301 by historyeraser|
2021-09-02 at 23:39
|< report >Silver Jiken|
"So he was pretty much like a fag, huh? Wow, what a lucky dude."
"I feel like digging these holes helped us grow."
"KILL THE PAST!"
"What the fuck is up with the end of the millennium, huh? Jesus Christ!"
Silver Jiken 25 Ku
"If I keep reporting to you, are you gonna give me a cushy-ass administrator's desk job and support my extravagant lifestyle or some shit?"
"'Jabroni' sounds like a pro wrestling term."
"Oh, that's Phoenix Wright!"Last modified on 2021-09-03 at 14:08
|#302 by what-if17|
2021-09-11 at 15:15
|< report >From link|
"you smell like vanilla... This slut is trying to be sexy. Just blow up already..."
|#303 by mutsuki|
2021-09-12 at 19:27
|< report >Tsukihime -A Piece of Blue Glass Moon- [praise be to prof arach for being an absolute legend]|
「えー！ 飲んでないわよ！ アタシいつも真剣だもーん！ と言いたいところだけど、実はハイなの、すごくハイ。」
"Huh!? I haven't been drinking! I'm always seri~ous!... is what I'd like to say, but truth is I'm high. Like, really high."
「局地的な地震起こしちゃう。 だってほら、 もう体のバイブスマックスだし！」
"I'm gonna cause an earthquake 'round here. 'Cause you see, my body's vibrator is now on max!"
"Chicken? Why would I be a bird?"
「こんにちは、 バッドエンド界のソメリエクイーイン、 セクシーすぎて本編出禁になった、ネコアルクです。」
"Hello, it's me, Neco-Arc, the sommelier queen of the bad end industry who was so sexy that she got banned from appearing in the main story."
「アレと言えばアレです。 あるでしょう。 兄さんのズボンにも。 若者の象徴のような汚らわしいアレが。」
"When I say 'that', I could only mean 'that'. You have one in your trousers too, right, Nii-san? 'That' filthy symbol of youths."
We had kept calling each other 'idiot' until the word lost all meaning.
Kohaku-san really must have taken a liking to the butter cake, because she's stroking the snack packet like it's some kind of treasure.
also idk if it's in under the original tsukihime but in case it's not i think that definitely we should put in
"Well then, pleased to meet you Shiki. I'm gonna have you take responsibility for killing me, okay?"
and before anyone goes boo hoo spoilers, this line is literally on the back of the original game's case. you would read it before you even played the game.Last modified on 2021-09-17 at 00:27
|#304 by spids|
2021-09-13 at 08:29
|< report >From link|
"This is the delusion you wished for."
"It wasn't anything simple like hypnosis or super speed. I experienced a part of something much more terrifying."
|#305 by naiohoras|
2021-09-16 at 13:54
|< report >Gachi Otome Quintet|
"I've got a traumatic experience working as a Santa. When I sneaked in to place my presents, I accidentally saw the residents having sex"
Real Imouto ga Iru Ooizumi-kun no Baai
"Saori-san, if Onii-chan does 108 techniques to make you pregnant, what would you do?"
Unjou no Fairy Tale
"Being elected for the 37th times in a row does not sound like a very healthy democracy."Last modified on 2021-09-16 at 14:20
|#306 by ezezin|
2021-09-28 at 00:05
|< report >Dai Gyakuten Saiban -Naruhodou Ryuunosuke no Bouken- (Image)|
"Tea! Someone bring English tea! In England, no discussions take place without tea!"
Gimai - Hitomi
"What?! You're mean. A virgin has lust too. Don't take virgins lightly."
1room -Iede Shoujo-
"You want me to learn from it... for the next time we have sex? Ugh, what kind of convoluted fetish is this?!"Last modified on 2021-09-30 at 19:12
|#307 by historyeraser|
2021-10-02 at 10:13
|< report >Subarashiki Hibi ~Furenzoku Sonzai~|
"The two of us are pretty strong, too. If we have a bamboo sword, at least."
"But this book has 'Cunt' written on it."Last modified on 2021-10-02 at 10:13
|#308 by historyeraser|
2021-10-17 at 20:35
|< report >Homestuck (All misspells and other English fuckups are intentional FYI)|
"you dont ask about mayo thats not what you do with mayo"
"This is exactly why babies should not be allowed to dual-wield flintlock pistols."
"also fred savage has a really punchable face"
"It begins to dawn on you that everything you just did may have been a colossal waste of time."
"YOU USED TO LOVE PANTS!"
"i could give myself a hernia trying to be as big a douche as that guy"
"C4N 1 L1CK TH3 P41NT1NGS?"
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