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#326 by forever-here
2022-04-09 at 12:18
< report >Evenicle 2
"Yuragi politely thanked the hanny and then shattered him with her hammer."
#327 by Widowan
2022-04-11 at 02:48
< report >Harem Kingdom

"I appear to have spawned a child"
#328 by SHIMAKO
2022-04-23 at 21:58
< report >"I SEEEEEEERIOUSLY thought you were gonna fuck me to death! I'm not even joking!"
"Who do you think you're callin' Captain Flatearth, punk?! I'm gonna beat the everliving crap outta you!"
"I still haven't forgotten the last time you tried to sweet-talk me like this. I ended up having to molest Shikibe-senpai's naked body in the girl's bath."
"Wh-What is this "pourn" thing you speak of? I surely don't know of it, whatever it is."
"Here, I'll even take a guess. You tripped, fell, accidentally removed her panties and bra in the process, sucked on her nipples and fondled her breasts, and then to top it off--fell face-first into her crotch."
"Oh my god, Satoru-kun! Why are you like this?! You're totally harassing me in front of all my classmates on purpose! You totally are!"

All of these are verbatim quotes from RIDDLE JOKER.
#329 by what-if17
2022-05-04 at 23:57
< report >From link

"I thought it was gonna be this super powerful tech that goes woosh, kaboom, grgrgr swoosh! You know?"

"I've never had a b-boy, um, stick his fingers into my mouth before..."Last modified on 2022-05-06 at 00:17
#330 by forever-here
2022-05-25 at 05:43
< report >Hey, check it out Reika! This is where you got kidnapped the other day!

Akatsuki no Goei
#331 by NaioHoras
2022-06-09 at 16:25
< report >Tsuki ni Yorisou Otome no Sahou
「うるさいスイス人。全身の血を献血でもしてろ」​
"Shut up, you Swiss. Go donate all of your blood 'til you die."

Gachi Otome Quintet
「女だからって頼めば男が何でもすると思うなよ!?俺はノーと言える男だ!」​
"You think every guy will do anything if a girl ask him to!? I'm a man who can say "No"!"Last modified on 2022-06-09 at 16:29
#332 by fallenguru
2022-06-30 at 17:27
< report >I'd like to nominate "Her Holy Grail has returned to her uterus." from Mahou Shoujo Shoumou Sensen - DeadΩAegis.
#333 by hikagura
2022-07-18 at 13:17
< report >"I've got to keep it in! I've got to keep the snarling beast of my virginity in its cage!"

9-nine- Yukiiro Yukihana YukinoatoLast modified on 2022-07-18 at 13:17
#334 by what-if17
2022-07-29 at 22:43
< report >From link

"If this was an anime, it'd be cancelled due to low ratings."

"Well look at that. A delinquent old geezer and a delinquent teacher. Who'da thunk?"Last modified on 2022-07-30 at 01:51
#335 by catboy
2022-08-09 at 02:32
< report >"Er... there are heavily-breathing macho men in the emerald green lake... I just thought you should know..."
Zettai Fukujuu Meirei
#336 by Ileca
2022-08-12 at 00:27
< report ><-- personal comment here -->

World's End Club

Chuko being bitten by a rat. That's like cannibalism!
A barbecue without toastmallows is like a pizza without pineapples! <-- this girl is nuts! -->
Ugh, pineapples on pizza is a crime against humanity! <-- she told the truth -->
I... I am not a... goody... two-shoes... The real... the real me... wants to pee on the carpet and play mahjong all night long!!
Even if I get lost, all I have to do is follow your scent, Nyoro, and I'll be right back with you! <-- this guy is so kimoi -->

7'scarlet

Don't worry about it. Girls generally don't have much physical strength, and those sensitive to the cold, in particular, tend to fall more easily. <-- nothing better than an otomege to come up with ridiculous sexism -->

Prince of Suburbia

I'd rather choke on a dick, thank you very much.
You've been drugging me with your cum?!
Oh, you know... Same old, same old... (Get a handjob from my mother before she goes to work... Try to find enough privacy to mess around with aunt...)

Katie's Corruption

Not much. Same old same old. Soaked panties like usual. Heehee... <-- the "same old same old" of patreon crap always means being horny lol -->
Her mother didn't raise her like this. Just then, the young lady realized that her step father would actually be proud of her if he knew what she was doing... And would maybe cum in her a few times himself.
If somebody wanted to fuck her bad enough to spike her drink, she might as well let them have a go.

Actual Sunlight

The first thing you should know about being a writer is that it will turn you into a person who will find every excuse not to write.
I'm posting this review because I think the community that has built up around this game is nothing but a moronic circle jerk. <-- no, this is neither about Muramama nor Subabibi -->
** USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST ** <-- board users will appreciate this quote XD -->
REASON: tl;dr, faggot
MY CAREER PASSION IS TO NOT BE A STABBED HOMELESS GUY By Even Winter, Uncertified Life Coach

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