|#326 by forever-here|
2022-04-09 at 12:18
|< report >Evenicle 2|
"Yuragi politely thanked the hanny and then shattered him with her hammer."
|#327 by Widowan|
2022-04-11 at 02:48
|< report >Harem Kingdom|
"I appear to have spawned a child"
|#328 by SHIMAKO|
2022-04-23 at 21:58
|< report >"I SEEEEEEERIOUSLY thought you were gonna fuck me to death! I'm not even joking!"|
"Who do you think you're callin' Captain Flatearth, punk?! I'm gonna beat the everliving crap outta you!"
"I still haven't forgotten the last time you tried to sweet-talk me like this. I ended up having to molest Shikibe-senpai's naked body in the girl's bath."
"Wh-What is this "pourn" thing you speak of? I surely don't know of it, whatever it is."
"Here, I'll even take a guess. You tripped, fell, accidentally removed her panties and bra in the process, sucked on her nipples and fondled her breasts, and then to top it off--fell face-first into her crotch."
"Oh my god, Satoru-kun! Why are you like this?! You're totally harassing me in front of all my classmates on purpose! You totally are!"
All of these are verbatim quotes from RIDDLE JOKER.
|#329 by what-if17|
2022-05-04 at 23:57
|< report >From link|
"I thought it was gonna be this super powerful tech that goes woosh, kaboom, grgrgr swoosh! You know?"
"I've never had a b-boy, um, stick his fingers into my mouth before..."Last modified on 2022-05-06 at 00:17
|#330 by forever-here|
2022-05-25 at 05:43
|< report >Hey, check it out Reika! This is where you got kidnapped the other day!|
Akatsuki no Goei
|#331 by NaioHoras|
2022-06-09 at 16:25
|< report >Tsuki ni Yorisou Otome no Sahou|
"Shut up, you Swiss. Go donate all of your blood 'til you die."
Gachi Otome Quintet
"You think every guy will do anything if a girl ask him to!? I'm a man who can say "No"!"Last modified on 2022-06-09 at 16:29
|#332 by fallenguru|
2022-06-30 at 17:27
|< report >I'd like to nominate "Her Holy Grail has returned to her uterus." from Mahou Shoujo Shoumou Sensen - DeadΩAegis.|
|#333 by hikagura|
2022-07-18 at 13:17
|< report >"I've got to keep it in! I've got to keep the snarling beast of my virginity in its cage!"|
9-nine- Yukiiro Yukihana YukinoatoLast modified on 2022-07-18 at 13:17
|#334 by what-if17|
2022-07-29 at 22:43
|< report >From link|
"If this was an anime, it'd be cancelled due to low ratings."
"Well look at that. A delinquent old geezer and a delinquent teacher. Who'da thunk?"Last modified on 2022-07-30 at 01:51
|#335 by catboy|
2022-08-09 at 02:32
|< report >"Er... there are heavily-breathing macho men in the emerald green lake... I just thought you should know..."|
Zettai Fukujuu Meirei
|#336 by Ileca|
2022-08-12 at 00:27
|< report ><-- personal comment here -->|
World's End Club
Chuko being bitten by a rat. That's like cannibalism!
A barbecue without toastmallows is like a pizza without pineapples! <-- this girl is nuts! -->
Ugh, pineapples on pizza is a crime against humanity! <-- she told the truth -->
I... I am not a... goody... two-shoes... The real... the real me... wants to pee on the carpet and play mahjong all night long!!
Even if I get lost, all I have to do is follow your scent, Nyoro, and I'll be right back with you! <-- this guy is so kimoi -->
Don't worry about it. Girls generally don't have much physical strength, and those sensitive to the cold, in particular, tend to fall more easily. <-- nothing better than an otomege to come up with ridiculous sexism -->
Prince of Suburbia
I'd rather choke on a dick, thank you very much.
You've been drugging me with your cum?!
Oh, you know... Same old, same old... (Get a handjob from my mother before she goes to work... Try to find enough privacy to mess around with aunt...)
Not much. Same old same old. Soaked panties like usual. Heehee... <-- the "same old same old" of patreon crap always means being horny lol -->
Her mother didn't raise her like this. Just then, the young lady realized that her step father would actually be proud of her if he knew what she was doing... And would maybe cum in her a few times himself.
If somebody wanted to fuck her bad enough to spike her drink, she might as well let them have a go.
The first thing you should know about being a writer is that it will turn you into a person who will find every excuse not to write.
I'm posting this review because I think the community that has built up around this game is nothing but a moronic circle jerk. <-- no, this is neither about Muramama nor Subabibi -->
** USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST ** <-- board users will appreciate this quote XD -->
REASON: tl;dr, faggot
MY CAREER PASSION IS TO NOT BE A STABBED HOMELESS GUY By Even Winter, Uncertified Life Coach
|#337 by onorub|
2022-08-16 at 02:51
|< report >"How could i even think of marriage when the only part of 'Love' i've ever gotten is the 'L'!?" - Ren'ai, Karichaimashita|
|#338 by kei-tr|
2022-08-20 at 14:12
|< report >Daitoshokan no Hitsujikai|
"I feel the great disturbance of a farce. As if millions of books cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced."
"Apparently we're taking on the universe now... How could I not have noticed?"
"If you want to be closer to someone, you have to lay down your weapon and take off your armor."
"In terms of FPS quality, Battlefjord is clearly the superior option."
"A rare type of pansy... That'll be a chim-pansy!"
"The Volunteer Club requesting for volunteers makes for an interesting slice of irony."
"I believe someone with your talent only comes around once every six months or so."
"Rubbing my head is a clear sign that you view me as beneath you."
"I spent all of last year's Shiomi Festival participating in a self-sponsored Reading Festival at my apartment, actually."
"People always choose the easiest path when they can."
"My, you really don't remember? Meat and potato stew... has a lot of meat and potatoes in it, don't you know?"
"Storm and surge! Blast of spirit, Gunvarrel! Jakiiin!"
"People get kinder the more they sweat!"
"Apologize! Y-You need to apologize to the 120 million lolicons nationwide!"
"If I tell him that I'll step on him, he'll do anything."
Senren * Banka
"I love lolis! Flat chests are the best! Nothing beats washboard boobs!"
"I-Isn't marriage, you know... That thing where the guy loses half his privileges but has to do double the work!?
"First I pulled out a legendary sword, then I met a ghost girl, then I got engaged, and now I met a ninja."
"I have this rare disease where I occasionally hallucinate when certain radio waves hit my brain."
"Is it normal for male family members to share their porn with each other?"
"I can't believe I've been telling the store clerks that I didn't need their mothers every day... I must have come off as so rude."
"This stuff ain't food... It's a biological weapon."
"Why are you so determined to put up all these death flags?"
"Correct. You have been showering your praise on my afterimage and the log!"
""I want to have more indirect kisses with you" sounds like you're the kind of weirdo who licks girls' flutes."
"I just thought that since this karaage is one of the first things I've ever fed you, maybe I should coat it in preservatives and keeps it as a memento."
"She's surprisingly stubborn for a sword ghost."
"...Treat me like an adult while patting my head, Master."
"Democracy has betrayed me."
"You flirting with them too!? Do you think you're some kinda harem protagonist or something!?"
Higurashi no Naku Koro ni
"Dead people don't like to play by the rules here in Hinamizawa."
"That really doesn't sound like a good reason to put the color of my NIPPLES into this database."
"Nope. Actually, uh, what guy would randomly carry around a pair of cat ears with them? That's a little creepy."
"What? G-Girls NORMALLY look at those sorts of websites in their free time?!"
"Look, I know you can't see it, but I DO have tits! They're there! There's actual softness there!
"Man, insulting yourself then snapping a second later and blaming someone else for what you said to yourself. Impressive skill you got there."
"It's easy enough to compare boob size with other girls, but yeah, nobody's really gonna be comparing the size of their holes."
"Though this is the first time I've heard of a samurai cutting himself up into sashimi to protect his honor."
"I don't want to be the kind of selfish, opportunistic person who welcomes sexist traditions that benefit me while decrying those that don't."
"Mom and Dad weren't around most of the time since they were busy with their jobs, so sometimes we forgot they existed."
"Is this what I think it is?! Are you going to shame my body by saying terrible things like I'm too small to even see?!"
"What the hell's with you?! Why are you even here?! I'll sue you depending on your answer!"
"He launches stomach ulcers at people?"
"That competitive mindset causes social differences in this capitalist world. It's destroying the economy. Stop trying to defeat me. You'll bring this country to ruin."
"Haha! I've mastered Aomori, Kouchi, and Fukuoka, too! I'm practically multilingual."
"The only people you'd call Onii-chan are like your boyfriend or your boyfriend or maybe even your boyfriend."
"You're a pretty high level Onii-chan for being nice to me and buying me juice, Onii-chan."
"Ah, I get it. She's become a rare random encounter, hasn't she?"
"Am I like a popular place for people to meet up or something? Like Shibuya Station's Hachiko?"
"Shit! I should've picked someone I could win an argument against! Otonashi! Otonashi, where are you?! Come here and lose miserably to me!"
Uchi no Kanojo
"Clearly, not having a sprite is the source of all my troubles. Oh well, let's have tea, then."
"What? We were talking about things to look forward to at Christmas, right? And the only thing Christmas is really good for is a good lay."
"You ask what we will do? It doesn't need to be said. I will go where I must and do what I must."
"Personally, I'd say it looks like a gaze you'd give to a dead cockroach on your slipper, but I suppose it doesn't matter."
"You seem to be misunderstanding me, Sorako. I am no pervert. I simply do not hesitate when it comes to my desires!"
"Make fun of beans again and I'll kill you."
"He'd introduced himself mere moments ago, but I didn't remember men's names on principle."
"...You may be a maiden, but there are some things even I won't tolerate. How dare you call my quest for beauty 'molestation'?! How rude!"
"There is no way to truly understand someone else."
"Whenever things get complicated between a man and a woman, it's two hundred percent the man's fault."
"But I like changing the names of people's folders to 'Loli Pics.'"
"I feel like you drifted off the subject without even trying to hide it, but very well. 'That aside,' hm? Such useful words."
"Delinquents are a type of creature who hold tournaments to decide who's the big boss of the country. Of course she's super used to chaos like this."
"A worldwide majestic mammary empire comprised entirely of Sakus. What a truly wonderful idea, except..."
Hello Lady! -New Division-
"My random guess is that he's the one behind Narita's disappearance! It's a crime spurred by his love for the hill hunter! 'I won't forgive you for picking boobs over me!'"
Café Stella to Shinigami no Chou
"I believe he's at a cat conference at the moment."
"Apparently he knows how to do accounting and stuff, despite being a cat."
"I know it's a bit late to be asking this question... but should we REALLY be leaving a cat in charge of our finances?
"A cat. I just invited a cat on a date."
"Why not take this opportunity to let Nozomi-san take your dating virginity?
"As I pray, unlimited crepe works!"
"You know, Nozomi, this might be your chance to become a famous shrine maiden YooTuber..."
"Now it just sounds like she's charging a kamehameha or something."
"Say, Nozomi. Can shrine maidens shoot energy beams from their palms, by any chance?"
"Don't tell me she was actually jealous of my right hand?"
"I get that you're passionate about this sort of thing, but I don't think it's a good idea to go ranting about porn to your girlfriend."
"CATS are trading foreign currency AND cryptocurrency?! Plus they're making bank on it?!"
"How do Grim Reapers usually spend their New Year's? Do you have to drop by heaven and say hello to God or something?"
"Why the heck would I want to drink my own "milk"?! I'm not THAT much of a degenerate!"
"You're using some kinda hypnosis app, aren't you?! Tell us where you got it!"
"He usually has no trouble cumming twice. If he can do it two times, then six times should be no different."
"Wow, that's great! You must be alive if you can jump!"
"Can't say I've ever been applauded for knowing how to make cup noodles before..."
"I'll need to grab my flamethrower and kill it with fire."
"Yeah. The Anman War, caused by one girl's refusal to concede a single anman to the aliens."
"We can do a grand tour of the Tachibana clinic and observe the terminally-ill patients..."Last modified on 2022-08-20 at 14:14
|#339 by what-if17|
2022-08-25 at 17:22
|< report >From link|
"Sorry, but our clan doesn't comply with the Labor Standards Act"
"Shit! Goddammit! Fighting games aren't going to shoothe my testosterone-filled heart!"
"It's a true-blue, 100% XY-chromosome man."
"Sex. Fuck. Rape. Prostitution. Whoring. Gang bang."
"Huh? It's a russian roulette pizza?!"
"Whoa! The wallet can speak!"
"We're gonna start a revolution against Big Beverage! The whole city will bubble in carbonated chaos! Dahaha!"
"Whoa. All my jizz, just disappeared..."
"Ngh, it's out of memory...? I shouldn't have set that big boobs mod to max...!"Last modified on 2022-08-31 at 01:33
|#340 by NaioHoras|
2022-10-23 at 16:36
|< report >Otome Riron to Sono Shuuhen -Ecole de Paris- |
(this game has so many funny out-of-context quotes it was hard to choose)
"Before you two show each others' nipples, can I talk to you a little bit?"
"Yes, They do talk. Tress probably can talk, but they usually just hide it"
Otokano ~Otouto no Kanojo ga Bunkei de Tsuyome!?~
"When I look at Nekomata-san, （エ エ）← she is looking at Matsuri with a face like that"
"...lately, I have been feeling a little guilty that we are using the school library like a love hotel."
"Anyway, I can't live in America! They can just FUCK OFF! It's not a place for a real human to live!"
"I just can't live there, in America. Because you know what? They put peanut butter over a jam! And that's just damn weird!"Last modified on 2022-10-24 at 02:59
|#341 by Widowan|
2022-10-24 at 16:24
|< report >Grisaia no Kajitsu -LE FRUIT DE LA GRISAIA-|
"The real world can be a heartless place. Especially when it comes to music about fish-themed superheroes."
"...Fish guts! Fish guts! Fish have guts!!"
"That's no weird thing! It's the superhero Tunafish Man, ally of the weak and defender of justice!"
"Run, Tunafish Man! Fight, Tunafish Man!! As long as there are saltwater fish crying out for a savior, your battle will go on!!"Last modified on 2022-10-24 at 16:40
|#342 by slashslayer|
2022-10-29 at 01:47
|< report >Full Metal Daemon Muramasa.|
I must fight, therefore I shall.
You're no hero! You're no demon! You're just a worthless motherfucker who doesn't know what he is!
I have faith in my evil.
|#343 by what-if17|
2022-10-29 at 21:24
|< report >From link|
"Wait, we still have to pay?! That's not rock and roll at all!"
"Subaru-kun, were you imagining the girls in skin-tight suits?"
"Y-Yashio-senpai, I'm expecting a two-hour collarbone-licking extravaganza after this."
"I-I'm okay with you writhing more. I can use this for my delusions... Duhuhu."
"Lol what. Did he seriously make us wait and like, lol, that's all he had to say??? lmao"
"I bet his coworkers think he's gay. That's my women's intuition talking. Nothing wrong with that!"Last modified on 2022-10-30 at 01:31
|#344 by Widowan|
2022-11-02 at 02:09
|< report >Grisaia no Kajitsu -LE FRUIT DE LA GRISAIA-|
"I happen to be something of a professional at microwaving instant noodles"
|#345 by Ileca|
2022-11-12 at 00:34
|< report >Cute quotes from Syrup and the Ultimate Sweet|
Th-That's not fair! I'm sorry if I treated you kinda bad, but why does Syrup get to eat you and I can't?!
Please, put me in your mouth!!!
Understood! To avoid seeming "creepy" I will stand here in the dark until he comes downstairs.
|#346 by what-if17|
2022-11-19 at 00:01
|< report >From link|
"Hey, young lady... Wanna have a heated discussion about the existence of virtual sex organs?"
"Who do you think made me hate chives in the first place, you moron?"
" You can keep it, but on one condition. Stay away from politics and religion."
"If you wanna fuck, then go fuck yourself in the afterlife!"
"But i wanna argue with youuu! Kou! Let's fight over somethiiing!"
"Damm her and her needlessly big tits..."
"Did H. R. Giger design this?"
"Just act like you're being tricked and try it out... That remnant of what was probably eggplant looks good! And so does the frog-egg-looking thing!"
"I hand the box with the alien to my second cousin, who gladly takes it"
""Hmm"...? Dude, can't you be more into this? I'm trying to brag here..."Last modified on 2022-11-21 at 18:21
|#347 by Ileca|
2022-11-19 at 06:30
|< report >Humanity Must Perish|
I am joking. Humans succumbing to the ravages of time and losing their minds is hilarious.
NEET Girl Date Night
I live with... my parents.
But she stinks kinda good.
A lot of people roll their eyes at it. 'Oh boy. Another mecha anime about depression.'
I spent a year of my life making this fucking game, get back in there and play it.
Oh, chill. That just means I get to go on an autistic rant about firearms history.Last modified on 2022-11-19 at 07:37
|#348 by Widowan|
2022-11-21 at 06:06
|< report >Ninki Seiyuu no Tsukurikata|
"Trust a gamer to set his life on hard mode!"
|#349 by what-if17|
2022-12-04 at 21:47
|< report >From link|
"Can we step away from committing seppuku tonight...?!"
"Nope, this isn't some kind of joke. Look this up online if you don't believe me"
"Penalty game! Penalty game! Penalty game! Penalty game!"Last modified on 2022-12-06 at 23:49
|#350 by Jazz957|
2022-12-04 at 21:59
|< report >Gore Screaming Show|
"Really, nowadays? Aren't they worried about terrorist attacks or something?"
"Oh, but you would. Let me tell you, three years and eight months ago, I didn't eat that curry yogurt they had on sale, and I regret it so much to this day! Believe me you, you WILL regret it!"
"That's phil-o-sophical! A very filosophical question! Hm, yes, very deep, quite profound! You're stupid, but that question wasn't bad at all!"Last modified on 2022-12-04 at 22:01
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