|#351 by what-if17|
2022-12-27 at 14:26
|< report >From link|
"I... I never knew the bathroom ghost with the terrifying voice could have such a sad backstory!"
"Okay, okay, okay. So it's a story about poor Mr. Schrödinger and his beloved cat, right?"
"Hey! The sofa's comfort level is very useful!"
"You're one idiotic girl, you know that? In other words, an IG!"
"Wait...why does she smell like...old people and booze...?"
"Did you think it was a nipple with two hairs growing out of it?"
"Ah, clever. If you get wasted, you can just puke into here."
"Lemme be straight with you: Your shit is wack. Like, hella wack."
"Why the hell would you hide a diary in your crotch?!"
"Ha! Now that's funny. You must've done a lot of drugs to look like that at twenty-two."Last modified on 2023-01-03 at 00:03
|#352 by Ileca|
2023-01-09 at 17:56
|< report >Echo: Route 65|
If I wanted to get blue-collared the hard way, I'd borrow Jasmynn's jean short-shorts and stand assumingly around the motel.
I thought about trolling, y'know, and writing 'I EAT THE BABY' and hopping up and down on the crib, but I don't know...
If someone comes running at me with a syringe, I'm using you as a meat-shield.
My parents sell fucking ice cream! How can you hate the ice cream family?!
Are you saying I have a gay face?
Yo Maria, what the fuck... don't pour booze on the Rape-Ghost. We honor our... our dead bad-touchers on this night.
I legitimately don't know how to fight. Flynn said that I wouldn't be good at it if I tried because of my "shitty otter arms'. I look down at my arms. They are rather shitty.
Call and Fuck!!
By the way, I'm a shemale, and I have a really big cock
Don't worry, I respect for your virgin ass.
it seems to me that my cock is full cum! <3
|#353 by Ileca|
2023-01-28 at 20:54
|< report >Better Half|
I split your existence. And dumped all the negativity in one half. CONGRATULATIONS!! You're that half.
But hey! Look at the bright side! I can finally reach to suck myself!
And if you're not even going to suck my dick, why should I keep you around?
My free stabbing offer has expired! Tooooooo bad!
Except this lump still moves around and has a warm hole! I could fuck it before killing it, y'know?
Would you happen to have a blanket? I mean... there's a lot of cords sticking out my butt, right? I know this is necessary for driving, but it's still embarassing...
Don't lump your nipples with my bruises...
You're supposed to announce when you cum. It's only proper respect to the one who made you cum.
Good Girl Gone Bad
Fucking guys is the easiest thing in the world. There's no merit in having fucked a hundred men. Anyone can do it, if they set their sights on it.
The way I see it, there are two kinds of people in this world. The ones that are invisible, because nobody cares about their existence, and the ones that appear in the media, because everyone looks up to them.
I didn't really care what happened to him, but... Someone I knew might've been killed. That was interesting.
|#354 by Barsik|
2023-01-29 at 08:09
|< report >Hey, has anyone found quotes from link or link ?|
|#355 by Ileca|
2023-01-30 at 01:46
|< report >Divilethion|
Lynn feels a little down about choking his brother. But it's not like the little shit died, so he's just being dramatic.
Look, I'm saying neither of them were beaten with sticks! And as far as I'm concerned, that's a happy childhood.
Marrow is screaming because he is a little bitch. I suppose he was surprised seeing the man get stabbed.
None of them fancied the possibility of getting new eye piercings.
I'm not here to visit the remains of some woman who shat us out.
|#356 by Ileca|
2023-02-08 at 19:16
|< report >The Blind Griffin|
You gave me maracas. You think just because I'm Mexican, I wanna play the maracas?
W-Wait, stop, we're not doing this! Demon don't do romance!!
I'm beginning to think you don't like milk very much.
Well, I learned my lesson already. If you want to provoke a reaction, the best stimulus is pain. Again, this world forces me to act according to its laws. It distorts my mind, as it has already distorted my flesh.
Stop thinking now, and I can eat you. Free you from yourself.
You don't know where you came from. You don't know where you're going. So what difference does it make where you are now?
I have a bigger fist. And I hit harder. I can help you break your head.
Of course, investors do not care about hunger. But diseases, unlike starving people, cannot be kept behind a barbed wire fence.
Are you dumb? Don't chop yourself. Chop the wall. I showed you before.
Amazingly, for a second, I actually believed that you had learned humility. But apparently, you've learned a much more useful skill - keeping your mouth shut.
I can't talk. I'm a horse.
I can always be with you. Would you like to have a pair of my fingers grafted onto you? With them, you'll be able to stroke yourself and think that I'm doing it.
Nature is not some beautiful girl. With a wreath of flowers on her head. Running through the grass in a light sundress. As our irrational ancestors used to think. Nature is a monster with a gritted mouth. Covered in blood, reeking of musk. Continuously shouting the same words again and again. Eat others. Breed. Survive. Or die.
Cats don't have the same fast metabolism as rats. And they're cheaper than monkeys. I told them to buy pigs instead, but someone in management was squeamish. <-- It's a quote for cat lovers. -->
|#357 by Widowan|
2023-02-14 at 07:59
|< report >Hello,good-bye|
She might be even more directionally challenged than me.
How could you... All we wanted was a space to congregate... yet the demons of this world would even deny us that basic right...
Alright, Titty Team! We're leaving!! A true gentleman doesn't get in the way of a man and his lady!Last modified on 2023-02-14 at 08:05
|#358 by slashslayer|
2023-02-17 at 02:15
|< report >CHAOS;HEAD NOAH|
As far as I was concerned, they were the stupid ones for going to school every day. Try thinking for yourself for once, dipshits.
In the heat of the moment, I'd given a serious, non-shitpost response.
I don't give a damn about your salvation.
Hmm, was this girl not actually 3D? A girl this cute couldn't be 3D!
Sena had cried a lot today. But compared to the usual girl who glared at everyone and everything... the girl whose weakness was on display right now... was far more beautiful.
A N O T H E R F U C K I N G M E N T A L C A S E ? A N O T H E R G O D D A M N C H U U N I B Y O U ?
I'm an otaku freak! I spend entire days fapping over Seira-tan's sexy figures like a goddamn pervert!
I'm not 18, but I play a shit ton of eroge! I moe over sprites and CGs constantly!
I see a woman walking down the street? I imagine the whore naked! That's who I really am!
At the end of the day... I'm just a lazy-ass... delusionary... otaku freak... A useless loser who can't do anything on his own!
That's who I am! I won't let other people like you decide who I am! I'll decide what I really am!
I'm not your toy! I'm not some circus freak!
Can't say I'm all that fond of tentacle porn, though.Last modified on 2023-02-17 at 02:16
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