|#126 by dk382⭐|
2015-04-06 at 03:39
"I-if you are intending to get me pregnant, I must ask you to follow the proper procedures!"
"I challenge you to a naked duel!"
"Um, I... I feel like I broke my cock."
"Listen, Tamie-san, our relationship is currently trigamous."
"If a man looks at you too much, it makes a baby inside you!"
|#127 by lmtuan98|
2015-05-07 at 09:21
|"If you die, i will kill you"|
From Coμ - Kuroi Ryuu to Yasashii Oukoku -
|#128 by traumatizer|
2015-05-07 at 12:48
|From Corpse Party BS:|
"Long have I sought to capture thee and infiltrate the walls of this holy temple... but today marks my first successful conquest."
"So I've been accepted by the family, then? My tears of joy overflow at the prospect. I must be red as a beet right now!"
"Damned straight! My flag is firmly planted now. The day is totally won!"
"She was a bonafide pro. A real expert at taking people's clothes off. Disturbingly well-practiced."
"I, um, don't think that's my collarbone you're staring at..."
"Oh, don't you worry about that. I'm such an early riser, I put middle-aged women to shame!"
"Don't think about that right now, goddammit! If she needs legs, we'll lend her ours!"
"Be sure you hang on to that sense of sympathy. In this place, things like kindness, friendship... and consideration... can be easily corrupted..."
"But this is an eroge... That's pretty bad to do in an eroge, isn't it...?"
"I couldn't abandon the threat to my precious eroge standing right before my eyes...!"
"Get men aroused? I can do such a thing! Such crude, unsightly creatures are nothing!"
|#129 by soulless-one|
2015-05-24 at 12:25
"A quick craniotomy, then some electrodes placed in the brain. I'll just hook those up to a computer and......"
Ikinari Anata ni Koishiteiru
"I'm not scary at all! One more word and I'll beat you up!"
"I'm cumming while I'm cumming!!!!"
|#130 by ds1150|
2015-05-25 at 16:32
|How mean, please don't call me a rotten mermaid. You know how bad rotten fish smells right? - Harvest OverRay|
Hey, that was my thrash!! - Hoshizora e Kakaru Hashi
Don't worry, I also love sleeping. - Reminiscence Re:Collect
If I were to hate your perverted side I would be denying your entire existence. - Reminiscence Re:Collect
Understood coach! Please tamper with my body! - Ao no Kanata no Four Rhythm
By the way Hisui-chan, what's the size of your brother's Excalibur? - Ichiban Janakya Dame Desu ka?
I don't care about that! What do you think is important? Me or the world!? - Sekai wo Seifuku Suru Tame no, 3tsu no Houhou
Onee-sama... Why did you turn into a man...? - Utawarerumono
|#131 by wakaranai|
2015-05-25 at 23:44
|i saw a quote in rotation recently "You're stupidity is terminal", referring to ever17. is it some kind of in-game pun or a plain grammatical error? my inner grammar nazi gives me no rest.|
|#132 by vdz|
2015-05-26 at 04:38
It's a genuine grammatical error that's in the original game. The line became well-known exactly for that reason.
|#133 by traumatizer|
2015-06-21 at 22:32
|From Sepia Tears:|
(I'll just throw lotta quotes aka more than 10, since this VN has some "funny" dialogue.)
"Is it ironic? Ironically unironic? Ironic because she thinks I'll think it's subtly ironically unironic?"
"She almost broke the text box..."
"You have yet to experience modern Japanese visual culture in all its glory!"
"The past will fall into place eventually. It has a habit of doing that."
"I bet insecure teenagers are insecure teenagers at heart."
"You're acting like I just denied the Holocaust."
"I'm not planning on sabotaging his external hard drive or anything!"
"All right, to the winter wonderland of the back of the school!"
"That's not bad for a fake blush, but it's not superb. 6/10."
"I'm surrounded by 2D girls~ This is heaven~ literally heaven~"
"Of course I'm mad! Doesn't the popped vein make it obvious?!"
"All she needs is a tragic backstory and she'll be a character out of one of Lukas' games."
"This has 'cheesy love story' written all over it."
"You can't turn off your heart. It's stupid, impossibly stupid, but love isn't even a choice."
"You were like a kid realizing for the first time that there's no Santa Claus."
|#134 by nickalex19|
2015-06-24 at 09:28
|Can someone help me with something,i shouldn't be here but,i will apreciate if you help with this,i recently got into light novels made by grand cross,rikka plus and sena plus,but right after i hit start it crashes,can anybody help?Sorry for disturbing!|
|#135 by warfoki|
2015-06-24 at 09:42
|Replied to you in the other thread. And please don't spam the boards. Posting a request once is enough. Especially if you're ignoring the thread's topic anyway.|
|#136 by kei-tr|
2015-08-01 at 18:29
|Are quotes supposed to be lines said by characters? I mean can I post a line thought by protagonist but not said?|
|#137 by guest93|
2015-08-08 at 15:14
|I think it can be any line said or thought by anyone.|
Chuunibyou na Kanojo no Love Equation
(sigh)....I somehow managed to end the conversation without destroying the earth.
|#138 by kei-tr|
2015-08-09 at 14:26
|Is that so? I thought it might not be case because two of my most funny quotes at previous posts is not accepted but way less funnier ones accepted. I don't really know.|
|#139 by yorhel|
2015-08-09 at 15:09
|Which ones? Any line of text from a VN could qualify as a quote, so that's not the problem. I do often skip a quote when there's already many quotes of the same VN or when it's simply too long (I much prefer shortish quotes).|
|#140 by kei-tr|
2015-08-09 at 16:05
|Oh it's okay if you say so, I am convinced now. Maybe that was just a coincidence or me being cocky thinking they are funnier. Maybe I will repost them next time along with new ones.|
|#141 by kei-tr|
2015-08-11 at 20:07
|"This is humanity's crystal of wisdom, an eroge." v2622|
A shinigami pointing out faults in Japan's goverment is completely unheard of. Does this mean that present-day politics are going to die soon? v1660
It's like she's thinking that my reasoning is broken, and I will transform myself into a criminal if I don't have anything masturbate to by midnight. v5240
"My friend's unneeded thoughtfulness is making me cry." v1143
"Good. Be a man like a girl!!" v1143
"All right, go hunt them. Go destroy them to a certain extend." v1143
"I became friends with prime minister..." v1143
"Okay! Manage me by meat stick, Yamato!" v1143
"You know, I've just had my existence denied, but I've still got a smile on my face. That makes me awesome." v6245
"Gramps, why so sudden? Baldy, use the light reflecting off your head to drive him away." v6245
The fall of the first Emperor of Virgins saddened the virgins. v6245
"Optic Blaster! In other words, a beam!" v6245
"You girls're so close. Yamato, Gen-san, let's take a bath together and play, too!" v6245
"If you abuse machines, they will rebel one day. And you'll be targeted, Stacy Connor. Be careful." v6245
"Isn't this what they call entrance BGM?" v6245
"Ooh. The identity of the unidentified flying object was my sister." v6245
"Momo, take away that black hole looking dark sphere." v6245
"Fuhahaha, Class Rep is embrrassing. Just call me The King." v6245
(My dick is talking to me?) v6245
(My past self... used to prefer the Anal Kingdom over Loliconia...) v6245Last modified on 2015-08-14 at 10:25
|#142 by ginseigou|
2015-08-12 at 12:09
|I suggest famous "I remember the red color" from Coμ - Kuroi Ryuu to Yasashii Oukoku -|
"I love killing people"
“The devil I shall meet, the devil I shall cut. The saint I shall meet, the saint I shall cut.”
"..........................................................................I see" all from Soukou Akki Muramasa
"it's like the days of the KGB, where everyone watches everyone else, and people don't hesitate to report their friends" Yume Miru Kusuri
"I am a seagall" or "Ya Chaika" from Remember11 -The Age of Infinity-, Soul Link and maybe elsewhere else. Japanese writers like this line of Russian astronaut for some reason.
"Taataaruyoooooooo" or "I wiiiill cuurseeeeeeee youuuuuuuuuuuuuu" Gekkou no Carnevale
"The firm thoughts in my mind produced a new reality... Everything in this scene before my eyes now was created by my delusion..." Never7 -The End of Infinity-
"kore wa jiken?" or "Is this a mystery/crime/incident?" Axanael
"リストラさんがリストラされちゃったよ" or "Mr.downsized got downsized again" / "Mr.fired got fired again" from Sekai de Ichiban Dame na Koi. I don't know which sounds better and more comprehensible.Last modified on 2015-08-14 at 14:26
|#144 by guest93|
2015-08-24 at 15:54
|Chuunibyou na Kanojo no Love Equation:|
"Ryuichi.... I...I want to become a goat right now. That, or a little girl's panties."
"Wait... I don't have to become a goat to eat paper...Good, let's try that."Last modified on 2015-08-24 at 15:54
|#145 by guraff|
2015-08-26 at 23:31
|What's the position on spoilers in the quotes? A lot of them are very vague so that if you don't know the context, you're fine but some of them seem like they give away an important plot point.|
|#146 by kei-tr|
2015-08-26 at 23:36
|Like #142's Never7 suggestion...Last modified on 2015-08-26 at 23:46|
|#147 by ginseigou|
2015-08-30 at 15:49
|"So it's forgivable to sacrifice anything for the sake of the world, but sacrificing the world itself for what's important for you is absolutely not?!"v2016|
"That's pretty ballsy of them. You should congratulate them for their courage, then have your guards beat'em to a pulp. You can look down from the top floor while laughing maniacally like one of those badass movie villains."v430
"Was I... stabbed...?"v13
"Damn that attitude of hers! She ran into me and won't even apologize. Some woman."v617
"You did, right? You seriously did, right? YOU SERIOUSLY FRIGGIN' DID, RIGHT?"v84
"Kouhei, you've been making excuses the whole time. Does that mean you don't want to have anal sex with me?"v44
"Indian wouldn't tell a lie."v3971
"Eeh?! Let's play just a little more!"v102
"I pull the trigger without any hesitation."v9
"You gotta be kidding me! ...Aww geez, why does all this crap have to happen to me..."v810
"In other words, you're saying... it won't be long before my hymen is broken?"
"...Next rotation, I'm definitely sending you to Afganistan or Somalia. That's not a threat; it's a promise!"
"Helllp meeeeeeee! Tunafish maaaaaaaan!!"
"Listen up. When a tsundere says "Stop!" it means "Go!" Understand?! If she yells "Don't push me!" that's your cue to push her!That's the tsundere!"
"Once they've set you apart, you're left with a choice. You can struggle to stay the genius, or you can play the fool and become a clown"
"Yeah, it kind of fits your image, I guess... Like you'd play a gig, then go have casual sex in the men's bathroom, maybe?"
"Chiruchiru's got a hobby, though! Masturbation!"
"Maybe it's just me, but isn't this roughly equivalent to the way the Gestapo would arbitrarily excute Jews and then send their family a bill for disposing of the corpse?"
"Maybe it's just me, but I think trying to stab your classmate is somewhat worse."v5154
"Girls aren't just holes for men to penetrate."
"That's why we're negotiationg. I've done my resigning, so the rest depends on you. 'A' or sumata or mouth or hand, choose any of service you want! Choose!"
"I spat out my water."v66
"Whose eyes are those eyes?"
"So Takumi-shan's a perveeert. Amaaazing."
"She was a murderer. She'd used Yua and "Shogun" in her attempts to entrap me. Now she'd come to kill me in person."v382
"I'll murder you!"
"As I'm sure you know, there are two types of people in the world. Those who blame others for their own mistakes, and those who blame themselves too much."v57
"He scared me, so I did something scary."
"You're too trusting. Too optimistic. The world isn't as nice and pretty as you think it is."
"Too bad you have me for a brother now."v1894
"Uu~ Your breasts are really nice, Puchin... What do you do to make them so big?"
"My name is Josef Souma Mengele. I will be your homeroom teacher starting today. I'm pleased to make your acquaintance."
"If you say something weird again, I'll force you to work a job counting trees in Siberia."
"YES WE CUM!"v2622
"Do you fucking see that!? It exploded! Her head was blown clean off!"
"Because I love seeing people's faces wracked with pain. It just so happens that betraying them and killing them is the best way to bring those faces out, that's all."v105
"Nice to meet you, filthy humans."
"WHAT FUCKING SLUT STOLE MY BEAUTIFUL SON'S VIRGINITY? THAT WAS MIIIIIIIINNNNNEEEEEE!!!"
"GOOOOOOOOOOD!!! If I'd known this was going to happen, I would've raped you last night!!!"
"If you think about it, the first woman a man encounters is none other than his mother. Who else is more suitable to provide him with a proper sexual education?"v436
"Well, about my age... about three thousand years, I guess?"
"...I like humans, but you hate them, right? That's why we can't stay together. It's better for you to stay with people of your own race"
"What are you getting all worked up for? This is just how Russians greet each other, you know? See you at school tomorrow, Kisaragi-kun."
"And the moment when you actually came, did that happen to be inside, or perchance outside?"
"Fufu, are you afraid? Are you gonna pee yourself?"
"Ohh? Looks like you've just realized your own fate, were you drunk or something?! But it's too late. I'm going to turn you into a filthy whore right now...!"
"Don't you know? ...Whenever you cry, Kisaragi-kun... I can feel a sadistic side of me waking up from within..."
"No way! Vodka is a Russian's life! If you cut a Russian's arm off, vodka will flow out instead of blood!"
"Wow... It's the first time I've seen one that isn't covered by mosaic."
"Once with my mouth, and once inside me... Hey, what are you making me say!!"v646
"If they are sleeping, we'll wake them up. If they are dead, we'll bury them. The party can't start until then!"
"You think there's a precise meaning, a clear goal, symbols, metaphors, allegories, and so on. There isn't any of that."v599
"Uh, sorry. I tend to bring down the people around me. It happens so much that I was a hotshot among the emo kids a while back."
"Hehehe. if you want to pass, leave your water and food."
"You better watch your back when you walk the streets at night, you... CUNTING GALGE PROTAG!"v211
"Yes. People are made to die."
"...It feels like it was me who died there. I may be dead. That's what it seems like. But I'm the one who did the killing. What is this? ...Do you understand what I'm saying?"v914Last modified on 2015-09-04 at 13:41
|#148 by warfoki|
2015-09-03 at 16:34
|"If you want to correct people, do it over YouTube. I'm not in the mood.|
AsphyxiaLast modified on 2015-09-03 at 16:58
|#149 by arkady18|
2015-09-03 at 21:10
|Found a typo|
"Oh shut up. You're the one who thoight R.E.M. stood for "Really Enjoy Masturbating"..."thoight > thought
Links to Sharin no Kuni, Himawari no ShoujoLast modified on 2015-09-03 at 21:11
|#150 by eacil|
2015-09-03 at 21:36
|"After all, all the men are made to feel it equally by the anal hole." (don't hesitate to fix the grammar)|
Kangoku Joou ~Do S Onna Kanshu-tachi ni yoru M Otoko-ka Choukyou~
"Fuck you! Kill the Jap!!" Koroshi no Dress 2
Don't worry, we have sanahtlig so explain us why it's not xenophobic.