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#151 by traumatizer
2015-09-05 at 18:48
"Ayaya's as hyper as a manga artist pulling all-nighters every day of the year. " -Coµ
#152 by kei-tr
2015-09-14 at 18:04
I am slightly annoyed because of most vn keep stating "all characters are at age 18 or older" continuously even though they are just high school students (I know it can't be helped if their law says so, but still...). Well I know there is lot of quote applied for this vn but here is quote mocking this matter.

"Hey, hey. We're all over 18 because of the will of the universe." v1143Last modified on 2015-09-14 at 18:05
#153 by traumatizer
2015-09-16 at 19:16
"Uuu... yaaay! I'm a carnival of innocence! Hooray for sunny skies! Japan, cha-cha-cha!" Rewrite
#154 by guest93
2015-09-17 at 20:19
Sunrider Academy:
"Just a cursory skim through her holo would expose every manner filth, ranging from hardcore gay porn to Holozon receipts for sexy panties."
"Asaga eagerly opened the bento container, revealing a mixture straight out of a hardcore tentacle fetish game."
".....Taste my tentacles! ... Over nine thousand pastries! ... Paperwork!....."
"As we entered the gallery, we were greeted with an enormous hologram of two space whales passionately locked in coitus."
"I watched with slack jaws as the two whales got it on in high definition."
"I don't know whether I want him for myself or for you, Kayto..."
#155 by pendelhaven
2015-09-19 at 10:35
"Mm? Well, he wouldn't die even if I killed him, so I tore off his arms and legs and threw him into the exit." Ame no Marginal
#156 by takata
2015-09-23 at 14:15
Gyakuten Saiban:
Lies always beget more lies! See through one, and their whole story falls apart!
#157 by pendelhaven
2015-10-14 at 14:57
because I wrote the same thing from two posts ago, edit:

"Small! She just said small to my face!" Koisuru Natsu no Last ResortLast modified on 2015-10-16 at 15:02
#158 by traumatizer
2015-10-18 at 11:22
From Corpse Party BD:

"Sporting a rare open-mouthed version of a shit-eating grin, a boy wearing a parka was just somehow... there, in my room, without explanation."
"Where's your mind at, bitch? Aren't you just looking to save yourself? Spare yourself from all this suffering?"
"If you're about to die, why do you care who I am? Clearly, you're not serious about this at all."

Thank you XSEED for these lovely translations (I'm referring to the first line)...Last modified on 2015-10-18 at 11:23
#159 by ginseigou
2015-12-27 at 13:18
"If there was a person completely superior to me, it would be no less than a god"v3271
#160 by verdun
2016-01-07 at 17:23

Naturally, my hands got sticky from the oil... but I'm a man and therefore don't care!
#161 by traumatizer
2016-01-10 at 16:24
Blazblue Chronophantasma:

"An invaluable component of every woman's beauty is a flawless ass."
"Breasts are conly copying what the ass has been doing for millions of years."Last modified on 2016-01-10 at 19:21
#162 by eacil
2016-01-10 at 21:06
You made a mistake, it's from Kangoku Gakuen.
#163 by traumatizer
2016-01-10 at 22:30
^ayyy that's what I thought as well when I was playing through the scene where I got those quotes. "Boobs are just fake asses!!"Last modified on 2016-01-10 at 22:30
#164 by anonymous
2016-01-26 at 15:29
Furifure 2

"If God really existed, he probably would have stopped me from hiring my own sister as a prostitute."
#165 by traumatizer
2016-01-30 at 16:48
Chronophantasma (again):

"Until today I'd always assassinated people who called me flat, but now I understand there was no need for me to do something so silly!
#166 by kei-tr
2016-02-07 at 02:34
"I, it,it IT'S A FLAAAAAAGGGGG!1!1!!" v382

"There was an study conducted by, um, a f-foreign university ... It was scientifically proven that s-sheep were best animals for counting." v13046
"How would doing your best change anything about your temperature?" v13046
"It's sure to be recording when there's a "dabaa" moment, an "unyaa" moment - and there's no way I'd miss a classic "mufufu" moment." v13046

"I'm not talking about liking or disliking! Sweets are justice! Justice, I tell you!" v4028
"It should be common sense to think that it's absurd for the Food Research Club to never perform any actual research." v4028
"N-No... by the way, what are the activities of the Dog in a Pot Research Club?" v4028
"We cannot accept that cats have such luxury while dogs have none!" v4028

"Heroes don't get special treatment...?" v211
"To exaggerate a bit, it's like you can't even do a Hadouken, but you're really good with the Shoryuken...!" v211
"I'll give you half the world!" v211
"What kind of jerk world toss a gift from a girl into a trash can...? Oh right, she's saying I did it." v211
"Reality my ass. Didn't you get the memo? The world we live in is a virtual reality. Everything is just a computer simulation." v211
#167 by pendelhaven
2016-02-15 at 04:38
Even if your chest were so incredibly flat that you could play billiards on it, I'd still think you're the cutest girl in the world.
#168 by traumatizer
2016-02-16 at 18:03
"Truth...? This world is nothing but corruption, treachery, and lies. What meaning is there in 'truth?'" -v6572
#169 by verdun
2016-03-28 at 02:31
Wait, that means I fucked a cat... Geeeeeeeh!

#170 by anonymous
2016-04-01 at 08:02
Tokyo Babel
"The god of your world is of a particularly vile disposition."
#171 by dk382
2016-04-01 at 08:25
Tokyo Babel

"You've just earned the right to call yourself the head cook of the underworld. A Hell's Chef, if you will."
"Wait, were you arrested? Maybe you wanna sue? Or want to be sued?"
#172 by anonymous
2016-04-13 at 15:43
Neko Para Vol.0 Minazuki Nekotachi no Nichijou!

"This hand of mine burns red! Its loud roar tells me to defeat the butterfly! "
#173 by kiru
2016-04-15 at 21:58
"For humans it's important what's inside. Of their underpants." Satsukoi ~Yuukyuu Naru Koi no Uta~
#174 by traumatizer
2016-04-22 at 15:59

"I never knew anyone who felt that good after going to the toilet. She must have had a really big bowel..."
" I don't know about you, but my mom will kick my ass if I'm not home before dark."
"Y'know, they say that ladies love a domesticated man."
"Don't worry about it. They say that childhood trauma helps build character."
#175 by traumatizer
2016-05-25 at 18:46
Grisaia no Yuukan

"At any rate, it's rather sad that you're experiencing sexual health issues even though you're a virgin."
"Michiru-sama, are you imitating an electric vibrator?"
"Not too far away, Sakaki Yumiko is buying her own set of handcuffs online."
"Oh no, I was just thinking, 'Man, Amane sure is smokin'.'"
"As an adolescent girl, it's only natural that I should have an unstable gender identity."
"Locker kendo... That's the perfect sport for Japan, bein' such a small nation an' all."
"After some silly, light girl talk, we find ourselves in front of the target's room."