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#1 by eacil
2016-02-08 at 18:40
Hmmm... I just read the most silly scene I ever read, not in the world but in the VN field, which is an achievement when you think on how much silly stuff this media is gathering.
If you are a fan of masters like A-Teru Haito or Radiohead, and know what low tier brand imply, you might consider reading this VN.

That said, I don't understand what was the target. It's interesting to read:
A hentai story for those who don't care so much about the sex
because that's exactly what I said to myself. Even if it's to lie just after by saying:
We're tired of futa x girl and futa x futa pandering:
this is guys f*cking a pretty, nastily horny girl with a c*ck!
No, it's not guys on futa but guys humiliating a futa and not actually having a single time sex with her. They said it themselves, a futa is gross, who would want to rape one? That's why if that VN was actually about sex, it would have failed like the others because futa x men has no purpose if it isn't "gay". I would want to add to the dlsite eng commercial description: "We're tired of futa x men where the concept of futa is never properly used. What is the purpose of making a girl a futa if her dick is useless, the doujin being the same with or without it?"
Here, it will be hard to say the VN would be the same with or without the dick of Madoka like it is the main actor of this show but, if there are tekoki, most of the stuff is dumbastic humiliations with sex-toys and the circle of men never really participate to the excitation.
In fact, it is pretty disturbing if you think about it. We are supposed to identify with xenophobic bullies. Futa, in this world, are the same as refugees, homosexual, black people, roms, etc. and the bullying is pretty heavy on them even thought the VN is explicitly saying that they are equals according to the law. Usually, all the misogyny/humiliation in hentai serves a sexual purpose but not here where only the moral stay and where we are supposed to laugh finally on how much Madoka is lol roflmao dat big dick chick is stoupid.

I would like to know who successfully fapped on it for more than 50%. It is exciting, but no real action when they are saying that Madoka was used by the girl as a training tool for fellatio, the kind of scene you wanted to see. Then, no male on futa, no vaginal teasing, because it's too... hetero mainstream? No futa on male bicoz too niche even for the niche? but like we love this huge dick so much, we will tease it again and again, grip those big soft ballz, jerk off that big chunk, put our sperm in his foreskin but no liking bicoz we are not gay... sooo mild!

Fail for me sex-wise. So, was it designed to be more comical than just h? It is at some degree, with the situations and the silliness. Maybe was it supposed to be taken like gore-stuff where you can appreciate it even if you don't fap on it, just for the shivers?
Like Pin-Point allocate all their money in seiyuu, Madoka is impersonated by someone who knows what ahegoe means: Imaya Minami. If Madoka is really proud and haughty during two seconds, you don't need much time to break her in silly ahegoe mode. I am really wondering, as a human being, what do you think of yourself after such seiyuu performance, haha.
So, you laugh at the fugly situations where the final purpose is to make fun of Madoka like a good ijimekko.
The reason why I don't especially like the low tier nukige brand Dieselmine is because they want to look heavy/extreme on the sex but end up being pretty mainstream while Pin-Point doesn't bother with such boundaries. They know how to make everything kimoi. Loli ass licking hobos, JC who do enkou and think being stolen by a gaijin who treated you like shit is cool, girl being raped by her own family, kimoiiiiiii! -_____-
You can expect FTNRDMZ to know how to be funny in the despicable, how to make Madoka looks like a big moron and, for that reason, the pig scene was hilarious, really A-Teru Haito god tier. The final recycled scene was good too when Madoka finally accepted her futanari condition, both man and woman, the closest thing to god, no, god itself, yes, she is god and she must explain to the world the good word of how to properly fap in the streets!

Maybe it was because Pin-Point moved on 1024x768, as I hadn't this problem with their VN I played and which were all in 800x600, but they also upgraded the length of their h-scenes. Before, it was nice, just what you expected from a short nukige, but this VN was infected by the never-ending syndrome. They piled two fucking long scenes in one. You thought the scene was ended and it was already too long in itself? No no no, you're halfway through it because here comes the variation of the same scene. Urg. It is awful and it doesn't make sense. If you want to fap on it, you spurted in the middle and you are bored the rest of it and if you were laughing, you know what they say, when it comes to jokes, short and sweet is best. That's why I still don't know what was the target because the length is ruining the two hypothetical intentions.

By the way, something is really weird. I remember they were used to re-use the same soundtrack because they are a cheap doujin brand, a choice I understand if it allows them to invest in better seiyuu and insert BGV. Moreover, the re-used ost is not that bad (it's mostly jazz). However, this time, they also took music from other unrelated brands. That's why you don't have a single composer credited. I recognized Otoko no Ko Shoufu no Yakata Blue Eden and another one whose source I can't remember.
That didn't prevent them to make the worst combination of music/scene. They used a track you could expect to hear in an epic and tragic heian period movie on a sequence with a really heavy atmosphere about destiny but on FTNRDMZ it comes with two scenes where one of them is about the dick of Madoka being whipped then stepped on when she is wearing a nose hook. So you have the dramatic music and ahegoe in crazy sow mode. What a fail. I wouldn't be the VN whose music was trashed like that...

PS: me too I can do really useful polls.Last modified on 2016-02-08 at 20:43
#2 by eacil
2016-02-11 at 21:37
Tututut! The one in the back who had the fearlessness to vote "It's fappable and funny", come here in front of the black board and explain to all of your little classmates how is it possible that you found FTNRDMZ 50%+ fappable and funny after what I said. Come on, don't be shy, make all the impudent downvoters of this thread feel ashamed of themselves on how interesting we are while talking about dicks.

It can't be worse than a thread full of "Snatcher is not a VN because the devs didn't position it as a visual novel in 1988".
#3 by jazz957
2016-02-11 at 22:09
Two people voted for it now. :P
#4 by eacil
2016-02-11 at 23:38
I bet it's you, just to make me toot my own horn.
I know you, you came to my threads just to flood because you must be jealous. Weird, I didn't see you in my Guro Dere thread. What happened? Too many people? :D

Or is it just to mock how alone I am in my own poop?
#5 by warfoki
2016-02-12 at 01:04
Well, your thread did remind me to upload the screenshots I've taken a while ago, so you have achieved something. :P
#6 by jazz957
2016-02-12 at 01:18
@4: Actually I voted for "Why did I come close to this thread?" :P
#7 by xaviersylfaen
2016-10-22 at 00:41
Pretty shitty nukige, yeah, I didn't even get through the introductory scene before I started ctrl-ing. And I agree with basically all of your points. I came to the discussion boards to see if anyone else noticed the weird BGM stuff, and sure enough you had. One of the songs was clearly the same one I had heard previously in Mainichi Shabutte Ii Desu ka which I thought was weird, but hey it makes sense, because why make new music for every D-tier nukige you put out? But then I saw they weren't from the same developer... For shame, Pin-Point.
#8 by eacil
2016-10-22 at 04:37
Actually, I am currently (ok, I didn't write a single line since I started there is a week ago) trying to write a review on a nukige that took a track from Orcsoft while not being related to them to the slightest. It's one thing to reuse your own assets but that's another thing to mess up with the identity of other brands. It's a shame but I guess licensing already existing music of other brands is less expensive than creating new music. It's that or you reuse you own track ad nauseam. I really prefer that, though, because I don't want my VN field to be only one big mush of same shared music.

Moreover, the track I was referring as being Romance of the Three Kingdoms-ish was previously used by Pin-Point in their Kedamono (Kazoku) tachi no Sumu Ie de ~Daikirai na Saitei Kazoku to Kanojo to no Netorare Doukyo Seikatsu~ in a much better fashion (because non-lol drama). Maybe this one was from their own music pool. Now, go figure with that mess. That's pretty annoying.

One of the songs was clearly the same one I had heard previously in Mainichi Shabutte Ii Desu ka
Can you tell me which one it is?
Here, clearly another pain in the ass because TechArts's catalog is huge and it's not a doujin brand like Otoko no Ko Soft that might need this kind of easy money to fund new works.Last modified on 2016-10-22 at 04:38
#9 by pendelhaven
2016-10-22 at 05:42
The only screenshot it has looks like some grown up "I'll get wrinkles in the next 1-2 years aka I'd be an old hag and I'm hurrying up before I hit the wall" woman.

I'm very sad about this VN. Of all the media propaganda that will push this "Old Hag Empowerment", it had to be in VNs? I'm losing faith in humanity.Last modified on 2016-10-22 at 05:43
#10 by gabezhul
2016-10-22 at 14:36
"Old Hag Empowerment"
...
Pendel, never change.
#11 by emir7
2016-10-23 at 16:37
Well,the community has spoken in the poll :D
#12 by eacil
2016-10-23 at 20:54
This thread has more decency than pendelhaven that felt much obliged to bring his old hag shit here when this wasn't welcomed. If you want to make jokes, try to be relevant.
About the poll, it's a compulsory problem. You have a nice poll but you didn't read this VN so you can only check one choice. The jealousy of not being able to vote like in those popular chara polls where you just need to take a look at the chara page and related tags to make a decision when here astute reflection is mandatory brought those petty persons to take revenge.
#13 by pendelhaven
2016-10-24 at 06:24
This thread has more decency

surely this is a troll post right? right? please tell me it is?Last modified on 2016-10-24 at 06:24
#14 by emir7
2016-10-24 at 10:01
"you have a nice poll"

Since you asked me to explain the joke I will =p
The thread by itself is fine, it is the poll that has some issues.
If you want it to be representative I don't think you should include the option "why did I come close to this thread?"
It has nothing to do with jealousy of not being able to vote, I think people are expressing their honest opinion. No one has read this VN (10 votes rating it) and they see a poll where it is asked whether you shouldn't have come even close to this thread. People then check the VN, see a mature woman with a gigantic dick and think: I haven't read it but I have to warn others so I'll vote XD

That was the jokeLast modified on 2016-10-24 at 11:19
#15 by eacil
2016-10-24 at 10:47
Man, I think I am smart enough for having been able to understand that by myself...
Btw, I was joking too...
Do you want an explanation?
#16 by emir7
2016-10-24 at 11:14
Nah I'm fine =P
I'm glad we're all on the same page now

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