Visual Novels that shouldn't exist

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#1 by any13th
2017-05-11 at 23:05
Title says it all. Going along the lines of really absurd VN's with a stupid premise or something like that. I'll get the ball rolling with link <-Actually a Russian VN on My Little Pony. I wanna see what could possibly top that.
#2 by encrypted12345
2017-05-11 at 23:16
link
#3 by drjones
2017-05-12 at 01:15
Shokushu Byoutou [-666-]
#4 by koboshi
2017-05-12 at 02:29
Wild Romance, the English release of Kemomimi Harem Vacation.

A harem nukige with all the porn cut out. It's a complete nonsensical mess. I have no idea why they thought it was going to work.
#5 by harp
2017-05-12 at 05:40
I'd say this one, link. Basically anything involving sex with children is very wrong to me.
#6 by kassadin
2017-05-12 at 09:02
^ They are not children bro. They are fictional beings drawn to look like children, their given age is over 18, as with all eroge characters.

Having sex with real life children is very wrong yes, but fiction men having sex with fictional beings drawn to look like children isn't.
#7 by pendelhaven
2017-05-12 at 09:58
#6 then I guess link is wrong? since the premise is already right there.

also mandatory:

>he likes OLD HAGS
>having shit taste
Last modified on 2017-05-12 at 09:59
#8 by sakurakoi
2017-05-12 at 10:51
Basically anything involving sex with children is very wrong to me.

but rape is not (having sex with a minor is "just" that, nothing more and nothing less, still a hideous crime but there is a significant difference between the UDHR telling that children deserve more protection, oh and motherhood, duck fathers, and actually giving them more rights)? Nor actually killing, mass murder or bringing about the end of days? Let's not open that can of worms, shall we?

This is about absurd premises, as in Sharin no Kuni, Himawari no Shoujo which just force drama and disregard any kind of common sense. Societies like that have never existed and will never be, no government is stupid enough to psychologically (and physically) torture their people, especially teenagers, while letting them roam free. Such ain't built to last and even in 1984 that would still be a stupid move that disrupts public order&harmony.

Also, most Key titles with their arbitrary magic which conveniently tortures everyone (+protag just has to be stupid when it is convenient as well, not to mention all them countless premises) and I forgot the name of it but there is a RomCom thingy where some genius built two schools, one for the wealthy and one for the commoners, right next to each other and forbids those schools to "intermingle" with each other. Yeah, sure, duck off.

Amane's past (Grisaia) should have also not been... such forced drama, so bad, so much sad.
#9 by pendelhaven
2017-05-12 at 11:01
^ actually the biggest problem with the claim is

Basically anything involving sex with children is very wrong to me.

is that it's very subjective. see the last two words?

to me.

that said @5: your subjective standards mean nothing. NOTHING. people will have different taste yet that's no reason to force your subjective ideals onto anyone. you are disgusted with "sex with children" because of nothing more than your taste and nothing else.
#10 by kiru
2017-05-12 at 11:12
Uh.. this thread seems like a very subjective thing anyway. There is no Visual Novel out there that should objectively not exist. None.
#11 by cockblockula
2017-05-12 at 18:13
@5 If that's you standard than most VNs on here 'shouldn't exist'. Also, Lolis or children in games are fictional beings (don't exist), voiced by women that are over 21.
#12 by any13th
2017-05-12 at 19:05
I titled it like that for impact, but I just mean any VN with a really surprising or absurd premise. For example, I'll use a manga.The premise is a dude dies and is reincarnated as a vending machine. That level of absurdity, I'd rather avoid controversy and such as I want this to be a humorous thread, but I won't stop you if you happen to find those sorts of things absurd.(But if you do list something absurd, try to list something thats absurd yet funny) And no, this isn't recommendations for funny VN's, just funny premises.
#13 by alexdft
2017-05-12 at 20:00
Although I completely agree with #5, and I don't even think that it is a subjective matter at all, I also believe that it is useless to talk about such topics here, since almost all people who read VNs are OK with them (Like 99% of 18+ VNs are about sex with children anyway). You may think that it is wrong but as long as people can separate VNs and real life, it's probably acceptable (?) to read such VNs.

Then again, you gave G-senjou and Kara no Shoujo 10s, but they involve sex with minors (haven't read KnS, but heard that there was some pretty perversed stuff in this VN).

Back to the topic - I guess famous Heartful Kareshi has pretty absurd premise ^_^Last modified on 2017-05-12 at 20:11
#14 by any13th
2017-05-12 at 20:37
I'm surprised I forgot Heartful Kareshi(Or Hatoful Boyfriend as I know it)
I guess any VN where the protagonist is any sort of animal, and stays like that, is instantly an absurd premise.
I wanted to expand the examples a bit, so I was just browsing through the worst rated parody VN's and stumbled across this gem link
I have no words.
#15 by harp
2017-05-12 at 20:41
#6 yeah I know, there´s just a limit to me for looking like children. I don´t particularly mind as long as they look a bit older, like at least around 18.
Just something I feel shouldn´t exist, not something that I think cannot exist due to laws.
Yeah exactly as #9 said, this entire discussion pretty much means nothing as it is our personal opinions.

#11 yeah my claim is pretty whimsical in that regard, and I could have worded it something like characters looking prepubescent, but I didn´t because I didn´t take into account that it would be scrutinized to this degree (that is to say I am way too lazy to properly formulate my own thoughts.

#12 Sorry for causing this in that case, I´ll think of some more absurd premise.
#13 Yep haha I´m an awfully whimsical person when I type stuff, oh and let´s not forget twisted in several regards. (This isn´t exactly a thread about KnS, but yeah basically a teacher curbs his despair of losing his fiancée by pretty much having sex with his students. The reasoning behind me giving it a 10 would be that I fel, and still do, that it helped me understand and handle my own issues and psychological problems.)
You could probably criticize several of the nukige I own like Imopara tbh. Not that I wanted you to, but it felt lacking haha. Thank you for defending me too hehe.

Once more to everyone badly affected by my poor formulation, sorry. I suppose it did turn into a somewhat interesting read. (Ignoring this message)
So thanks for the interesting read.
#16 by cockblockula
2017-05-13 at 02:17
VNs like these should be nuked back to oblivion
link
link

I can't find anyone that would enjoy these and the creators is just taking the piss out of the VN platform
#17 by armony
2017-05-13 at 03:13
^lol this Trump dating sim reminds me of Doki Doki no Obama.

I'll get the ball rolling with link <-Actually a Russian VN on My Little Pony.

And it's not the only one, there's enough MLP vns to warrant a tag.

Some of the most famous VNs with an absurd premise would be Paca Plus, My Girlfriend is the President and OMGWTFOTL.

This one link is more obscure, but also pretty silly, it has a chaste tentacle monster mc who gets reverse raped, and Flying Spaghetti Monster as a side character.

Boku no Udon Hajimemashita link is a charming little tale of a boy who ejaculates udon.

There are also tons of ren'ai ADV parodies with the gimmick of (not very) moe anthropomorphism. You can date (among others) tanks, printers, slabs of meat, sharks, cake, fruits, deadly diseases, and even some famous people, like Goeppels-chan or Nicolas Cage.

Edit: Here's some more:

I can't believe I forgot Gakuen Handsome.

Dakkoshite Gyu! ~Ore no Yome wa Dakimakura~, a visual novel about romancing body pillows.

DA Pantsu!!, here's description:
Aliens have sent flying panties that attach themselves to girl's panties, replaces them and inseminates them. A scientist discovers that the only way to prevent this is by already having some sperm inside their panties. So, suddenly five girls you know are demanding your services.

Doutei na Joshi-tachi to Boku:
All of a sudden, Yukito is transposed in a distorted reality where the (sexual) outlooks of men and women are reversed, men are shy and reserved and usually wait for the women to make the first move and women are outspoken, sexually aggressive and indiscriminate. Later, he's told by a demon catgirl that in order to restore the world back to normal he needs to impregnate someone, but there is a catch...
screenshot

My Little Sis Got Hemorrhoids, So I Stuck a Suppository Up Her Ass The Visual Novel.

Jojo no Doki Doki link, Love Love Chau!! link, and Aishiteru no Strawberry Breeze link.

Down on the Corner link

I think all the games with the Nonsense tag would qualify. There's a disturbing number of John Cena dating sims link link link

As for the original question, here's a Gossip Girl visual novel made by a Japanese company. I have no idea why this exists.Last modified on 2017-05-13 at 12:05
#18 by any13th
2017-05-17 at 19:44
I'm gonna add this one link reason isn't so much the premise just this face. link I just felt like we all needed to appreciate it.
#19 by any13th
2017-05-17 at 19:55
Dear god, you've suggested a lot of great examples.
Gakuen Handsome, I can't believe I've never heard about this before, but it looks like it's on another level of greatness.
The body pillow thing is the weirdest fetish in my eyes.(Though that's bound to be overtaken soon enough)
My Little Sis Got Hemorrhoids, So I Stuck a Suppository Up Her Ass is the most absurd self-explanatory title ever.(17)
Gossip Girl caught me completely off guard as well, fits the thread title to a t.
The idea that there's a VN for every possibly romantic fantasy isn't an understatement.(There are so many that I feel the humor/irony of it is wearing down
We really could fill this with absurd dating sims alone and have a really long thread, but the joke will have worn itself out.
I definitely appreciated all the suggestions, but I'd like to see some other genres taken to great levels of absurdity.
Good lucks.Last modified on 2017-05-17 at 20:00
#20 by encrypted12345
2017-05-17 at 20:34
Gakuen Handsome got a crowdfunded anime OVA IIRC.
#21 by origin
2017-05-19 at 11:18
I have nothing against, but this description is just something... Ren'ai 0 Kilometer
#22 by sakurakoi
2017-05-19 at 15:48
My Little Sis Got Hemorrhoids, So I Stuck a Suppository Up Her Ass is the most absurd self-explanatory title ever.(17)
HemoImo...

somehow by far the best "Imo" alias/abbreviation ever but that might just be me~
#23 by kratoscar2008
2017-05-24 at 19:33
All the ones that dont have nameable protags :/
#24 by ffthewinner
2017-05-24 at 21:12
@#20: and a full 12 episode anime after that XDLast modified on 2017-05-24 at 21:14
#25 by kaetokiha
2017-05-25 at 07:01
Shokushu Byoutou [-666-]
"The main character is a young girl. From the outside she appears to be normal, but she has an unfortunate disease which causes her excrement to turn into tentacles within her own body"

OMG...Definitely this one shouldn't exist.Last modified on 2017-05-25 at 07:02

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