Panzermadels: Tank Dating Simulator

TitlePanzermadels: Tank Dating Simulator
AliasesPanzermadels, P:TDS
LengthShort (2 - 10 hours)
DeveloperDEVGRU-P
PublishersDEVGRU-P
Project Gardares & FaceOff
LinksVNStat

Description

Erwin Lemmor just got transferred to a prestigious military academy to study Armored Warfare. But when he arrives, Erwin realizes it's not Tank School, but "Tank School" for World War II Main Battle Tanks. Who happen to look just like Japanese School Girls...!

Instead of studying military history and doctrine, he's in "Basic Artillery Computations for Fire Support 101", and "Radio Operations 214". Will he win the heart of the tank-girls, or end up as cannon fodder? Only the player can decide in, "Panzermadels: Tank Dating Simulator".

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Protagonist

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Erwin Lemmor
Birthday26 November
RoleAmerican, Transfer Student

Description

The protagonist, he is a soldier in the US Army who gets transferred to 'Tank School' in Akihabara, Japan.

Main characters

IS-2
MeasurementsHeight: 173cm
Birthday18 December
HairEye Covering, Long, No Bangs, Violet
EyesRed
BodyPale
ClothesSchool Uniform
RoleAnthropomorphized Inanimate Object, Russian

Description

IS-2 doesn't hang out with the other tanks, and is very shy. She's the newest tank at the school and writes home to her uncle, or spends time alone in the library when she's not in class.

M4 Sherman
AliasesSherman
MeasurementsHeight: 174cm
Birthday4 July
HairBrown, Hair Beads, Parted to Side, Ponytail
EyesAmber
BodyPale
ClothesBand-aid, School Uniform
PersonalityProactive, Tomboy
RoleAmerican, Anthropomorphized Inanimate Object, Bad Student

Description

M4 Sherman comes from America and is the most active of all the tanks. She can't stand sitting in class, and would rather be outside on the firing line listening to classic rock while training. She's a bit of a tomboy, and is late for class almost every day, to the annoyance of Sergeant Heartmann.

Panzer IV
AliasesPanzer
MeasurementsHeight: 168cm
Birthday1 September
HairBlond, Long, Parted in Middle, Ponytail
EyesCyan
BodyPale, Slim
ClothesSchool Uniform
RoleAnthropomorphized Inanimate Object, Cousin, German

Description

Panzer IV is your average teenage tank, she likes sweets, pop music, and Anschlussing Eastern European nations. She does well in school and her favorite subject is History. She secretly loves Polka music, but doesn't tell the other Panzermadels. She has an older cousin, Tiger I, and they're the best of friends!

T-34
AliasesTeechan
MeasurementsHeight: 145cm
Birthday8 March
HairPink, Short
EyesRed
BodyPale, Short, Slim
ClothesRibbon Hair Accessory, School Uniform
PersonalityTsundere
RoleAnthropomorphized Inanimate Object, Russian

Description

T-34 is the shortest tank in school. Sometimes she can act tough to make up for it, but deep down she loves her friends. Her favorite food is Borscht Soup, and has every CD from the Soviet Army Choir. She has a cousin, IS-2, but they don't talk much.

Tiger I
AliasesTiger
MeasurementsHeight: 183cm
Birthday20 April
HairBlond, Parted to Side
ClothesHairpin, Necklace, School Uniform, Stockings
RoleAnthropomorphized Inanimate Object, Cousin, German, Wealthy

Description

Tiger I is the richest tank in school, but she's also shy and breaks down a lot of she works too hard. She doesn't do as well in school, but always tries her best. When she isn't in class, she likes shopping for new armored skirts, and other accessories. She loves her younger cousin, Panzer IV with all her heart!

TOG II
AliasesTog
Birthday5 November
HairShoulder-length, Sidehair, V Bangs, White
EyesWhite
BodyPale, Slim
ClothesNecktie, Pleated Skirt
PersonalityFood Lover, Himedere
RoleAnthropomorphized Inanimate Object, British, Transfer Student

Description

A transfer tank from England, she is broke and falls on hard times after the British Empire fell apart.

Side characters

Bob Semple
HairBrown, Long
EyesBrown
ClothesSchool Uniform, Sun Hat
RoleAnthropomorphized Inanimate Object, Polynesian

Description

A tractor from New Zealand, fitted with some spare corrugated sheet metal, and given six machine guns. She was the first, and only, attempt by New Zealand to build a tank.

Char B1
HairBlack, Shoulder-length
EyesBlack
ClothesBeret, School Uniform
RoleAnthropomorphized Inanimate Object, French, School Newspaper Club Member

Description

A French tank, she is a member of the Newspaper Club, 'Pravda' and often argues with the Russian tanks.

Gunnery Sergeant Heartmann
AliasesGunny, GySgt., GySgt. Heartmann, Heartmann, Lt. Heartmann
EyesBrown
BodyAdult, Olive, Slim
ClothesBelt, Coat, Fedora, Military Uniform, Shirt, Trousers
PersonalityCloset Pervert, Cynic, Patriotic, Rude
RoleHomeroom Teacher, Soldier

Description

The protagonist's homeroom teacher and drill instructor. He's cold, calculating, but can be prone to and laziness and has a sexual interest in tanks. He served in 'the war', and swears constantly, often threatening to 'skull-fuck' the player.

Maus
HairBlond, Long
EyesBlue
ClothesSchool Uniform
RoleAnthropomorphized Inanimate Object, German, School Occult Club Member

Description

The heaviest tank of World War II, and a member of the Occult Studies Club.