Love Esquire
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Love Esquire |
小兵求爱记 Xiaobing Qiu'ai Ji | |
小兵求愛記 Xiaobing Qiu'ai Ji |
- Same setting
- Perfect Gold: The Alchemy of Happiness
Description
Love Esquire is a romantic-comedy visual novel/dating simulator, with a nostalgic touch of old-school RPG combat.
In this game, you're not a famous knight, but a good-for-nothing squire who's on a quest to find man's greatest pleasure. Getting the girl won't be easy though, since most of them are waaay out of your league!
To make things worse: you have a few months left before this huge war happens, and the only thing you know is how to milk cows. Good luck cramming years worth of training into four months! If it's any consolation, you get a medal if you die. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
No one believes that a lowly squire can save the world while banging – err, bagging – the girl of his dreams... but with a shitton of dumb luck, well... you might just prove them wrong!
Welcome to the world of Love Esquire, and may the fertility god have mercy on your virginity.
[From Kickstarter]
Releases
English (8)
2018-09-01 | ♥ | Love Esquire - Demo | ||||
2019-10-08 | ♥ | Love Esquire | ||||
2019-10-09 | ♥18+ | Hip To Be Squire (Fanmade Mod) (patch) | ||||
2019-12 | ♥ | Love Esquire - Physical Edition | ||||
2020-05-30 | ♥17+ | Love Esquire | ||||
2021-08-12 | ♥17+ | Love Esquire - Download Edition | ||||
2022-02 | ♥17+ | Love Esquire - Limited Edition | ||||
2022-02 | ♥17+ | Love Esquire - Physical Edition |
German (5)
2019-10-08 | ♥ | Love Esquire | ||||
2020-05-30 | ♥17+ | Love Esquire | ||||
2021-08-12 | ♥17+ | Love Esquire - Download Edition | ||||
2022-02 | ♥17+ | Love Esquire - Limited Edition | ||||
2022-02 | ♥17+ | Love Esquire - Physical Edition |
Russian (5)
2019-10-08 | ♥ | Love Esquire | ||||
2020-05-30 | ♥17+ | Love Esquire | ||||
2021-08-12 | ♥17+ | Love Esquire - Download Edition | ||||
2022-02 | ♥17+ | Love Esquire - Limited Edition | ||||
2022-02 | ♥17+ | Love Esquire - Physical Edition |
Chinese (simplified) (5)
2019-10-08 | ♥ | Love Esquire | ||||
2020-05-30 | ♥17+ | Love Esquire | ||||
2021-08-12 | ♥17+ | Love Esquire - Download Edition | ||||
2022-02 | ♥17+ | Love Esquire - Limited Edition | ||||
2022-02 | ♥17+ | Love Esquire - Physical Edition |
Chinese (traditional) (5)
2019-10-08 | ♥ | Love Esquire | ||||
2020-05-30 | ♥17+ | Love Esquire | ||||
2021-08-12 | ♥17+ | Love Esquire - Download Edition | ||||
2022-02 | ♥17+ | Love Esquire - Limited Edition | ||||
2022-02 | ♥17+ | Love Esquire - Physical Edition |
Character summary
User stats
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166 votes total, average 7.41 (good) | |
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2 reviews » | ||
Hakao | 8 | 2022-07-26 |
AtelierMeko | 7 | 2022-06-22 |
cless | 6 | 2022-06-13 |
chickenstripsjr | 7.5 | 2022-06-09 |
Viscape | 10 | 2022-06-08 |
player-x | 8 | 2022-06-02 |
bakateemo | 6 | 2022-06-01 |
Ranking
Popularity: ranked #1407 with a score of 1.45
Bayesian rating: ranked #806 with a rating of 7.10