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Love Esquire

TitleLove Esquire
LengthMedium (10 - 30 hours)
DeveloperYangyang Mobile
PublishersYangyang Mobile & Marcel Weyers
Marcel Weyers & Yangyang Mobile
Marcel Weyers & Yangyang Mobile
Marcel Weyers & Yangyang Mobile
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Description

Love Esquire is a romantic-comedy visual novel/dating simulator, with a nostalgic touch of old-school RPG combat.

In this game, you're not a famous knight, but a good-for-nothing squire who's on a quest to find man's greatest pleasure. Getting the girl won't be easy though, since most of them are waaay out of your league!

To make things worse: you have a few months left before this huge war happens, and the only thing you know is how to milk cows. Good luck cramming years worth of training into four months! If it's any consolation, you get a medal if you die. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

No one believes that a lowly squire can save the world while banging – err, bagging – the girl of his dreams... but with a shitton of dumb luck, well... you might just prove them wrong!

Welcome to the world of Love Esquire, and may the fertility god have mercy on your virginity.

[From Kickstarter]

Releases

English
2018-09-01Love Esquire - Demo
2019-10-08Love Esquire
2019-10-0918+Hip To Be Squire unofficial mod (patch)
2019-12Love Esquire - Physical Edition
German
2019-10-08Love Esquire
Russian
2019-10-08Love Esquire
Chinese
2019-10-08Love Esquire

Full character list

Character summary

ProtagonistSquire
Voiced by Alejandro Saab
Main characterAmelie Boden
Voiced by Megan Shipman
Main characterBeatrice Du Cae
Voiced by Amanda Lee
Main characterGiselle Renouve
Voiced by Natalie Hoover
Main characterKamala Copperheart
Voiced by Melody Muze
Main characterVel Scharfe
Voiced by Kira Buckland
Side characterArnold Boden
Voiced by Jason Marnocha
Side characterBoss
Voiced by Jesse Cox
Side characterHugh Lafast
Voiced by Steven Kelly
Side characterPamu
Voiced by Kayla Ross
Side characterSerena Ives
Voiced by Cynthia Cranz

User stats

Vote stats
62 votes total, average 7.67 (good)
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Recent votes(show all)
serden82020-08-05
pennylana62020-08-05
stupixion92020-06-29
skydiverred62020-06-29
irs3782020-06-15
dekelias62020-06-13
russianfedboy102020-06-09
gaaracarson82020-06-05

Ranking

Popularity: ranked #2522 with a score of 0.76

Bayesian rating: ranked #822 with a rating of 7.06

Screenshots

Love Esquire

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