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Love Esquire

TitleLove Esquire
LengthMedium (10 - 30 hours)
DeveloperYangyang Mobile
PublishersYangyang Mobile
Relations
Same setting
Perfect Gold: The Alchemy of Happiness
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Description

Love Esquire is a romantic-comedy visual novel/dating simulator, with a nostalgic touch of old-school RPG combat.

In this game, you're not a famous knight, but a good-for-nothing squire who's on a quest to find man's greatest pleasure. Getting the girl won't be easy though, since most of them are waaay out of your league!

To make things worse: you have a few months left before this huge war happens, and the only thing you know is how to milk cows. Good luck cramming years worth of training into four months! If it's any consolation, you get a medal if you die. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

No one believes that a lowly squire can save the world while banging – err, bagging – the girl of his dreams... but with a shitton of dumb luck, well... you might just prove them wrong!

Welcome to the world of Love Esquire, and may the fertility god have mercy on your virginity.

[From Kickstarter]

Releases

English (4)
2018-09-01Love Esquire - Demo
2019-10-08Love Esquire
2019-10-0918+Hip To Be Squire unofficial mod (patch)
2019-12Love Esquire - Physical Edition
German (1)
2019-10-08Love Esquire
Russian (1)
2019-10-08Love Esquire
Chinese (1)
2019-10-08Love Esquire

Full character list

Character summary

SquireProtagonist
Voiced by Alejandro Saab
Amelie BodenMain character
Voiced by Megan Shipman
Beatrice Du CaeMain character
Voiced by Amanda Lee
Giselle RenouveMain character
Voiced by Natalie Hoover
Kamala CopperheartMain character
Voiced by Melody Muze
Vel ScharfeMain character
Voiced by Kira Buckland
Arnold BodenSide character
Voiced by Jason Marnocha
BossSide character
Voiced by Jesse Cox
Hugh LafastSide character
Voiced by Steven Kelly
PamuSide character
Voiced by Kayla Ross
Serena IvesSide character
Voiced by Cynthia Cranz

User stats

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Ranking

Popularity: ranked #1785 with a score of 1.11

Bayesian rating: ranked #836 with a rating of 7.07

Screenshots

Love Esquire

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