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Sakusei Byoutou ~Seikaku Saiaku no Nurse Shika Inai Byouin de Shasei Kanri Seikatsu~

搾精病棟 ~性格最悪のナースしかいない病院で射精管理生活~

Titles
搾精病棟 ~性格最悪のナースしかいない病院で射精管理生活~
Sakusei Byoutou ~Seikaku Saiaku no Nurse Shika Inai Byouin de Shasei Kanri Seikatsu~
Nope Nope Nurses
病房轶事 ~只有恶质护士存在的医院~
Bingfang Yishi ~Zhiyou Ezhi Hushi Cunzai de Yiyuan~
病房軼事 ~只有惡質護士存在的醫院~
Bingfang Yishi ~Zhiyou Ezhi Hushi Cunzai de Yiyuan~
Play timeShort (5h34m from 30 votes)
DeveloperDark One!
PublishersDark One!
Shiravune
Relations
Sequel

Sakusei Byoutou ~Jaaku naru Otsubone Nurse ga Hisomu Byouin de Choukyou Seikatsu~

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Related anime[DB] Sakusei Byoutou The Animation (OVA, 2021)

Description

Hospital ≠ hospitality…?!

Yamada is afflicted with a rare condition that requires him to bust a nut every three hours or face devastating physical pain. When he miraculously fractures both hands, however, his fap game takes a critical hit, and his once-private burden falls to the neurotic nurses charged with his care. Make no mistake, though—no love sparks fly in the course of their round-the-clock milking sessions, as our hero is forced to endure his femdommy fate at all hours of the day and night… Will young Yamada leave the hospital with his scrotum—and sanity—intact?

[from Shiravune]

Releases

Japanese (3)
2021-04-3018+Sakusei Byoutou ~Seikaku Saiaku no Nurse Shika Inai Byouin de Shasei Kanri Seikatsu~ Download Edition
2021-04-3018+Sakusei Byoutou ~Seikaku Saiaku no Nurse Shika Inai Byouin de Shasei Kanri Seikatsu~ Package Edition
2022-10-2818+Sakusei Byoutou COMPLETE
English (3)
2022-01-1418+Nope Nope Nurses
2022-01-26AllNope Nope Nurses - Censored Edition
2022-01-2618+Nope Nope Nurses - 18+ DLC (patch)
Chinese (simplified) (3)
2022-01-1418+Bingfang Yishi ~Zhiyou Ezhi Hushi Cunzai de Yiyuan~
2022-01-26AllBingfang Yishi ~Zhiyou Ezhi Hushi Cunzai de Yiyuan~
2022-01-2618+Bingfang Yishi ~Zhiyou Ezhi Hushi Cunzai de Yiyuan~ 18+ DLC (patch)
Chinese (traditional) (3)
2022-01-1418+Bingfang Yishi ~Zhiyou Ezhi Hushi Cunzai de Yiyuan~
2022-01-26AllBingfang Yishi ~Zhiyou Ezhi Hushi Cunzai de Yiyuan~
2022-01-2618+Bingfang Yishi ~Zhiyou Ezhi Hushi Cunzai de Yiyuan~ 18+ DLC (patch)
Russian (1)
2023-09-0318+Nope Nope Nurses (unofficial machine translation patch)

Staff

Original edition
Shiravune's translation

        Full character list

        Character summary

        YamadaProtagonist
        KurokawaMain character
        Voiced by Isshiki Hikaru
        TachibanaMain character
        Voiced by Mirau
        HiramatsuMain character
        Voiced by Kaibara Elena
        YamaguchiMain character

        User stats

        Vote stats
        405 votes (rank 664)
        6.77 average (rank 5747)
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        Sakusei Byoutou ~Seikaku Saiaku no Nurse Shika Inai Byouin de Shasei Kanri Seikatsu~ Download Edition

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