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Sakusei Byoutou ~Jaaku naru Otsubone Nurse ga Hisomu Byouin de Choukyou Seikatsu~

搾精病棟 ~邪悪なるお局ナースが潜む病院で調教生活~

Titles
搾精病棟 ~邪悪なるお局ナースが潜む病院で調教生活~
Sakusei Byoutou ~Jaaku naru Otsubone Nurse ga Hisomu Byouin de Choukyou Seikatsu~
Nope Nope Nope Nurses
病房轶事~潜藏邪恶老鸟护士的住院生活~
Bingfang Yishi ~Qiancang Xie'e Lao Niao Hushi Di Zhuyuan Shenghuo~
病房軼事~潛藏邪惡老鳥護士的住院生活~
Bingfang Yishi ~Qiancang Xie'e Lao Niao Hushi Di Zhuyuan Shenghuo~
Play timeShort (7h30m from 5 votes)
DeveloperDark One!
PublishersDark One!
Shiravune
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Prequel

Sakusei Byoutou ~Seikaku Saiaku no Nu...

Sequel

Sakusei Byoutou ~Kyouaku Naru Kangosh...

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Description

Yamada falls into the clutches of the “OG Three,” a triple threat of veteran nurses!

■Who are these sinister veterans who even nurses said to have the worst personalities fear?
“Begrudging Nurse” Tachibana, “Insidious Nurse” Kurokawa, “Violent Nurse” Yamaguchi, and “Demotivational Nurse” Hiramatsu.
Just like the rumors said, this hospital’s got nothing but nurses with the worst personalities.

But I had no idea there could be anybody worse than them!
They’re not just nasty… They’re pure evil.

That’s what Yamada would say about these seasoned nurses.
Some are obsessive, some wicked, and others unpredictable.
They're the absolute worst—and that's what makes them the best!

■A Story That’s Gaining Speed!
Man, all I did was break some bones and get hospitalized.
And yet everyone treats me like the scum of the earth!
Plus, recently things here have been feeling off.
Like there’s a dark cloud hanging over you no matter where you go…

The basic gameplay loop is that these awful nurses give main character Yamada a hard time, over and over again.
But they're very creative, so it never gets stale—and this time, the story that’s been waiting in the wings is finally taking center stage.

◆◇The Story◇◆

One day, I broke both of my hands and ended up in the hospital.
The truth is that I have a mysterious illness where if I don’t bust a nut every three hours, my balls will start to hurt.
And since I can’t use either of my hands, I had to have the nurses at the hospital jerk me off.

Sweet, gentle nurses, doing this and that for me… That’s what I imagined would happen.

But apparently everyone that lives around here knows that this hospital has nothing but nurses with the worst personalities!

[From Johren]

Releases

Japanese (3)
2022-04-2818+Sakusei Byoutou ~Jaaku naru Otsubone Nurse ga Hisomu Byouin de Choukyou Seikatsu~ Download Edition
2022-04-2818+Sakusei Byoutou ~Jaaku naru Otsubone Nurse ga Hisomu Byouin de Choukyou Seikatsu~ Package Edition
2022-10-2818+Sakusei Byoutou COMPLETE
English (3)
2023-01-20Nope Nope Nope Nurses
2023-01-2018+Nope Nope Nope Nurses - 18+ Edition
2023-01-2018+Nope Nope Nope Nurses - R18 DLC (patch)
Chinese (simplified) (3)
2023-01-20Bingfang Yishi ~Qiancang Xie'e Lao Niao Hushi Di Zhuyuan Shenghuo~
2023-01-2018+Bingfang Yishi ~Qiancang Xie'e Lao Niao Hushi Di Zhuyuan Shenghuo~
2023-01-2018+Bingfang Yishi ~Qiancang Xie'e Lao Niao Hushi Di Zhuyuan Shenghuo~ R18DLC (patch)
Chinese (traditional) (3)
2023-01-20Bingfang Yishi ~Qiancang Xie'e Lao Niao Hushi Di Zhuyuan Shenghuo~
2023-01-2018+Bingfang Yishi ~Qiancang Xie'e Lao Niao Hushi Di Zhuyuan Shenghuo~
2023-01-2018+Bingfang Yishi ~Qiancang Xie'e Lao Niao Hushi Di Zhuyuan Shenghuo~ R18DLC (patch)

Staff

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Character summary

YamadaProtagonist
KiritaniMain character
Voiced by Toyota Curren
NumajiriMain character
Voiced by Kazuha
TendouMain character
Voiced by Miru
AizawaSide character
Voiced by Miyoshi Reo
AmamiyaSide character
Voiced by Oohana Don
HiramatsuSide character
Voiced by Kaibara Elena
KangoshichouSide character
Voiced by Aoyama Yukari
KurokawaSide character
Voiced by Isshiki Hikaru
MochizukiSide character
Voiced by Misonoo Mei
OotsukaSide character
Voiced by Momozono Kaoru
TachibanaSide character
Voiced by Mirau
YamaguchiSide character

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Ranking

Popularity: ranked #2539 with a score of 0.86

Bayesian rating: ranked #2542 with a rating of 6.66