Review of Kurano-kunchi no Futago Jijou
| Subject | Kurano-kunchi no Futago Jijou |
| By | Helpfulness: 8 Vote: 9barfboy on 2020-10-24 |
| Review | Oh yeah. This is the shit. This has got to be my favorite incest moege of all time. No bad ends, only cute heroines, no difficult routes, just moe moe syrupy sweet unprotected sex with your sisters. To say that there's no difficult routes doesn't mean there's no drama, there IS drama, whether it's on the common route or in the heroines routes. It's just that yo u are always safe in the assumption that this is a moege and nothing permanently bad will happen to anyone ever. Great. I don't know if my experiences were typical or anyone else's were typical and mine were extremely abnormal but there were a few times as a teenager where my parents left me alone for weeks due to business or family stuff from when my older brother was 14 onward. So reading a story about a bunch of teenagers left alone for a month with no parental supervision does make some sense to me. The 'you must choose which sister to bring with you' story is used in a couple other incest stories like Imouto Style where the sisters have to fight not to be left behind and resort to their sexuality to convince their brother to choose them. Not particularly believable but that's okay. There's a conversation early on, so I won't spoiler it, where after their parents leave, the siblings are all eating lunch on the school roof when Kurano Mikoto blurts out that she would be Kurano Kazuya best choice because she would make the best wife. And we're off to the races! The taboo has gotten out in the open and all the sisters realize they're not in a fight on who Kazuya chooses to stay with, they're in a fight for who gets to MARRY him. Whether they admit it or not, they all intrinsically know that this fight is for keeps. There is another scene, also early, when Kurano Izumi and her twin Kurano Mikoto are getting ready for the bath and with no parents around ask Kazuya to join them in the bath. Izumi even suggesting that he can just spend his time staring at them naked, Izumi has boobs most girls in school are jealous of and Mikoto has legs most girls in school are jealous of. So he joins them and when they step out after he gets to stare at his sisters naked Kurano Tomoka demands what the hell they were doing together when Izumi says to Tomoka 'If you aren't willing to go all the way with him, you'll lose'. As stated before, this is a fight for keeps and there is only one conclusive end to this fight. The game is actually about Kazuya coming to terms with his situation, not his sisters. From Mikoto's statement on and especially after Tomoka catches Izumi and Mikoto having a bath with Kazuya that all the sisters are willing to have sex with Kazuya from that point on. It is Kazuya, the player, who needs to be convinced. So unlike many other incest games where the protagonist catches his sister masturbating and they immediately have sex, or a love confession is made by the sister and the brother acts on it, or well you get it, the protagonist pretty much already knows how his sisters feel and does understand what they're doing but thinks incest is wrong and has to slowly be broken down by one, or if you go for the harem route, all of his sisters. This makes for some fun developments most other incest games lack. The heroines. Kurano Tomoka is my favorite, beyond question. They are married from the start, they are a married couple, all the sisters know it, they all secretly (or not so secretly) hate her for it. It doesn't matter if there's no piece of paper showing they're married. They're married. Because they're twins their parents buy a large double/queen/king whatever size bed for them and they have shared a bed together since they were born. The last thing he sees when he sleeps is her face, the first thing he sees when he wakes up is her face. She will fight to the death to be the last person he sees when he sleeps and the first person he sees when he wakes for the rest of their lives. Not cradle to the grave, womb to the grave. This is the cutest thing I've ever seen. link Oh god, my heart. She's also the tsundere. She's shy and unsure of herself. She loves Kazuya but is afraid to say it because she's afraid of what he'll do and because the status quo is so heavily in her favor it's in her best interest to say nothing. Her route is her being tsundere, not because she won't confess but because HE WON'T HAVE SEX WITH HER. She gets more and more angry that she is throwing herself at him and he won't just put his penis in her already. Goddamn it. This use of a tsundere trope was refreshing and fun. Tomoka also is a member of the cooking club, what's known on campus as 'the bride club' and when Kazuya shows up to the club all the girls want him for themselves when Tomoka puts an immediate stop to their plans they laughingly tell Kazuya 'it must be hard having such a jealous girlfriend.' Because yeah, everyone pretty much knows they're a couple. Tomoka's ending is my absolute favorite in the VN and one of my absolute favorites of all time. They take a walk at the beach, confess to each other, promise to love one another for the rest of their lives, and kiss. It's absolutely precious. Then their parents come home, make up, and their mother gives the new pastry shop she was creating to Tomoka and Kazuya. They share wedding rings and the end is them talking to their customers about newlywed life and Kazuya wanting to have kids. My heart just melts. Deeply satisfying. Kurano Izumi is the fluffy older sister. There is a line just before getting on her route, if you see the scene, there's a 95% chance you'll end up with Izumi, which you should have been after the whole game up to that point so it really shouldn't be a surprise by then. Where Izumi asks to give Kazuya a blowjob under the table at the student council room and Kazuya says it's not a good idea because they could be caught. Izumi says 'If we're caught, would you protect me?' and he says 'Of course' then she says 'Then what could I possibly be afraid of?' and proceeds to give him a blowjob. It's one of the sweetest lines in the game. Other than that Izumi is really the sweet, gentle, kind, older sister who watches over her siblings. She's the route for all you gentlemen who want to be taken care of by a kind, sweet, gentle older sister who's not actually very reliable and leans on Kazuya to get things done. Kurano Mikoto is the tomboy older sister. I'm not a fan of tomboys. I read her entire route and it was okay. Hers is the only route where the children fail to reunite their parents and instead Kazuya goes off with Mikoto to live alone with their mother. They're probably still lovers, their mother may know? Not certain, but they live on the other side of the city from the other sisters. Life goes on. I can't think of anything all that extraordinary about Mikoto Kurano Yae is the reliable younger sister. While Izumi, very definitely, takes charge of the family when their parents disappear, Yae is the Yamato Nadesiko of the family who already acts as a housewife. while Tomoka is training to be a housewife. Yae IS a housewife.. She cooks, she uh, cooks, and she ... cooks. She and Kazuya are the chefs of the pastry store and you, as Kazuya, will spend the majority of the time you're in the shop with Yae. There is everything to love about Yae, she's sweet, she's kind, she's shy. The demure housewife many of us idolize. Her ending is more about mending their parents relationship than about their own. Which is still very satisfying. Yae is already perfect and once Kazuya chooses her the only way forward is to now mend their parents relationship. It's a great route. And finally Kurano Ema She is the shyest of all the sisters. She's the type of girl to hide behind her brother when strangers come over. She's the type of girl to talk only to her close friends and nobody else. She is the cute youngest sister you sick pedophiles. But my god, she is also secretly, a hyper slut. She is secretly having sex with her twin sister Yae almost every day. You thought the Twincest tag only meant Tomoka and Kazuya? Think again. There is even an official tapestry, which I still can't find, of her tribbing with her sister Yae. Ema is insatiable and the only reason Yae goes along with it is because Ema has convinced her to 'have sex with me while thinking of Kazuya'. When you end up on her route it's basically Kazuya trying to keep up with a complete nymphomaniac little sister who can't be satisfied. She is a loli succubus and she's out for blood, er semen. Hot damn. Of course there's a great harem end. and again you get one of my favorite scenes when Kazuya wakes up and Izumi and Mikoto are lowering Tomoka onto Kazuya's penis and Tomoka panics 'you weren't supposed to wake up'. And after admitting that they were about to take turns raping him while he slept because the guy JUST WON'T PUT IT IN ONE OF THEM ALL READY DAMMIT they decided Tomoka, as his twin, should go first and just decided he can't complain anymore if he's just not awake. It is pure gold and I loved the hell out of it. One of my favorites. Thanks for reading. |
| 8 points |
